on a lighter note...

[Firebird]

Reminds me of when we were in Las Vegas there was an apparently homeless man in front of Margueritaville with a hand written sign-“need money for strippers and blow.”

 

[Hogpatrol]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

Reminds me of when we were in Las Vegas there was an apparently homeless man in front of Margueritaville with a hand written sign-“need money for strippers and blow.”

Hunter Biden? Oops not the politics thread.

 

[jpr9954]

 

[jpr9954]

 

[Bushwhacker]

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I see that you are hung like your horse?!

 

[Bushwhacker]

Another sad story that I have to share with all of you. When I was in 9th grade, my girlfriend at the time found out that I had only 9 toes. She broke up with me and when I asked her shy, she said that she was LACK TOES INTOLERANT!!

 

[Hogpatrol]

Guy who's never been with a woman gets married to a twice divorcee. Honeymoon first night, they're at the hotel wedding suite. After a few drinks, they retire to the bedroom. He proceeds to start removing his pants and his wife remarks "What happened to your knees, they have bumps on them"? He replies,
"When I was a kid I had a bad case of kneesals". After removing his socks, she notices his feet look strange. "What happened to your feet"? He replies "When I was a teenager, I had a severe case of toelio". Then the shorts came off and she remarked "Looks like you had another malady growing up".
He looks at her and says "What that"? She replies "smallcox".

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Nyati]

 

[Sabattiboy]

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Do women know there is an alternate solution about leaving the toilet seat down???

 

[jpr9954]

 

[Brent in Az]

 

[JOHN GRENZ]

 

[Firebird]

 

[cpr0312]

 

[BSO Dave]

 

[Boyd Brooks]