on a lighter note...

[John Struewing]

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Wonder if she knows about the "cookie lady"?

 

[ArmyGrunt]

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What did I miss?

 

[Brent in Az]

What did I miss?

The Obama's signed a deal with netflix to have their own show.

Like Hillary, they just won't go away.

 

[Brent in Az]

Wonder if she knows about the "cookie lady"?

Who's the cookie lady?

 

[John Struewing]

Ol Bill's current lady friend has the "code" name Cookie Lady because she bakes cookies for his Secret Service detail.

 

[Hogpatrol]

 

[Hogpatrol]

 

[Hogpatrol]

 

[Brent in Az]

Ol Bill's current lady friend has the "code" name Cookie Lady because she bakes cookies for his Secret Service detail.

I imagine that is not all she does for them.

 

[Hogpatrol]

SeniorWedding

Jacob, age 92, and Rebecca, age 89, living in Chicago, are all excited about their decision to get married. They go for a stroll to discuss the wedding, and on the way they pass a drugstore.. Jacob suggests they go in.

Jacob addresses the man behind the counter:

"Are you the owner?"

The pharmacist answers, "Yes."

Jacob: "We're about to get married. Do you sell heart medication?"

Pharmacist: "Of course, we do."

Jacob: "How about medicine for circulation?"

Pharmacist: "All kinds."

Jacob: "Medicine for rheumatism?"

Pharmacist: "Definitely."

Jacob: "How about suppositories?"

Pharmacist: "You bet!"

Jacob: "Medicine for memory problems, arthritis and Alzheimer's?"

Pharmacist: "Yes, a large variety. The
works."

Jacob: "What about vitamins, sleeping pills, Geritol, medicine for Parkinson's disease?"

Pharmacist: "Absolutely."
Jacob: "Everything for heartburn and indigestion?"

Pharmacist: "We sure do."

Jacob: "You sell wheelchairs and walkers and canes?"

Pharmacist: "All speeds and sizes."

Jacob: "Adult diapers?"

Pharmacist: "Sure."

Jacob: "Great, we'd like to use this store as our Bridal Registry."

 

[Hogpatrol]

 

[observe]

Mercedes

Corvette

Landy

 

[observe]

 

[John Struewing]

I imagine that is not all she does for them.

Gentlemen, the "cookie lady" does have more than a single code name. I wonder what the ol hag would do if she came home and found Bill with the "Energizer". There are many times when the Secret Service can't keep secrets!

 

[Boyd Brooks]

The only way three people can keep a secret, is if two of them are dead!

 

[Brent in Az]

Yikes!

 

[Brent in Az]

 

[jeff]

Thanks again Brent for my morning dose of humor!

 

[wesheltonj]

Mercedes

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I see that's for an S class, I wonder if they make that for an E class too?

 

[Rob404]