We walked in to a restaurant to have dinner last night…. Hello.
Hi, table for 3, please.
Sure, and your name.
Valerie!
Great.
And do you and your guest have your vaccination cards?
First .... Can you please tell us who our server will be?
Um, looks like Zach will be your server tonight.
Great.
Can you show us Zach’s vaccination card?
Um...
We will need to see proof of Zach’s flu shot as well.
Um...
And also, can you provide me with proof that Zach is not a carrier of HIV, Hepatitis A or B, or any other communicable diseases?
Um...
Also, we would prefer not to be served by someone who is on or uses recreational drugs such as marijuana, cocaine, meth, fentanyl, etc., so if you could provide us with Zach’s most recent tox screen, that would be great.
Um... Let me get the manager for you.
That would be appreciated,
Oh and while you’re at it, we will need all those same items for you, the busboys, the cooks and the manager,
Thank You so much