on a lighter note...

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Someone's sex life again? Is it really that important? Stoning him, that's all.
 
Neighbors caught a tick on a little daughter. They gave it for analysis, for infection with Lyme disease. Received the result of the study, in the certificate it was written "Your tick is healthy".
 
Neighbors caught a tick on a little daughter. They gave it for analysis, for infection with Lyme disease. Received the result of the study, in the certificate it was written "Your tick is healthy".
Brilliant diagnosis. Don't care about the child but concerned about the health of a damned bug. Where do these asses come from?
 
At the country school, the water from the well did not seem very good. The water was given for analysis. The lab replied, " Your horse has diabetes."
 
I might add...

  • Pickup trucks are mandatory in every household
  • Duct tape would be legal to use to quiet the antis although optional when using them for driving pigs to you.
  • TSA would be required to escort you to your half-priced 1st class seat because you are travelling with a rifle...which gets it's own 1st class seat next to you.
...and then I woke up.
 

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