on a lighter note...

[jpr792]

 

[ArmyGrunt]

I have no experience in bow hunting, but with these trophies wouldn't you need longer arrows in order to get through all those extra layers just to reach the vitals?

Not at all! The way to her heart is thru her stomach!

 

[Hogpatrol]

A GROUP OF GUYS, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in
Uxbridge because the waitresses had big breasts and wore mini-skirts.

Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where they should
meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet
at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses were attractive.
The food and service was good and the beer selection was excellent.

Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where they
should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at
Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because there was plenty of parking, they
could dine in peace and quiet with no loud music, and it was good value for
money.

Ten years later, at age 70, the friends discussed where they should meet for
lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because
the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had a toilet for the disabled.

Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should meet for
lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at
Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because they had never been there before.

 

[Bullthrower338]

 

[K-man]

A GROUP OF GUYS, all turning 40, discussed where they should meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in
Uxbridge because the waitresses had big breasts and wore mini-skirts.

Ten years later, at age 50, the friends once again discussed where they should
meet for lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet
at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because the waitresses were attractive.
The food and service was good and the beer selection was excellent.

Ten years later, at age 60, the friends again discussed where they
should meet for lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at
Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because there was plenty of parking, they
could dine in peace and quiet with no loud music, and it was good value for
money.

Ten years later, at age 70, the friends discussed where they should meet for
lunch.
Finally it was agreed that they would meet at Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because
the restaurant was wheelchair accessible and had a toilet for the disabled.

Ten years later, at age 80, the friends discussed where they should meet for
lunch. Finally it was agreed that they would meet at
Wetherspoons in Uxbridge because they had never been there before.

Does this sound like an AH dinner 20 or 30 years from now???

 

[Hogpatrol]

 

[Hogpatrol]

Three nurses died at the same time & went to heaven where they were met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. To the first, he asked, "What did you do on Earth and why should you go to heaven?" "I was a nurse in an inner city hospital," she replied. "I worked to bring healing and peace to the poor suffering city children." "Very noble," said St. Peter. "You may enter." And in through the gates she went.
To the next, he asked the same question, "So what did you do on Earth?" "I was a nurse at a missionary hospital in Africa," she replied. "For many years, I worked with a skeleton crew of doctors and nurses who tried to reach out to as many peoples and tribes with a hand of healing and with a message of God's love." "How touching," said St. Peter. "You too may enter." And in she went.
To the last nurse, he asked, "So, what did you do back on Earth?" After some hesitation, she explained, "I was just a nurse at an H.M.O." St. Peter pondered this for a moment, and then said, "Okay, you may enter also." "Whew!" said the nurse. "For a moment there, I thought you weren't going to let me in." "Oh, you can come in," said St. Peter, "but you can only stay for three days..."

 

[Hogpatrol]

Scottish Obituary:

A woman goes to the local newspaper office to see that the Obituary for her recently deceased husband is published.

The Editor informs her that there is a charge of one dollar per word.

She pauses, reflects, and then she says, "Well then, let it read: "Fred Brown died."

Amused at the Woman's thrift, the Editor tells her that there is a seven-word minimum for all Obituaries.

She thinks it over and in a few seconds says, In that case, let it read:

Fred Brown Died ... golf clubs For Sale

 

[Mike B]

 

[Timbo]

Three nurses died at the same time & went to heaven where they were met at the Pearly Gates by St. Peter. To the first, he asked, "What did you do on Earth and why should you go to heaven?" "I was a nurse in an inner city hospital," she replied. "I worked to bring healing and peace to the poor suffering city children." "Very noble," said St. Peter. "You may enter." And in through the gates she went.
To the next, he asked the same question, "So what did you do on Earth?" "I was a nurse at a missionary hospital in Africa," she replied. "For many years, I worked with a skeleton crew of doctors and nurses who tried to reach out to as many peoples and tribes with a hand of healing and with a message of God's love." "How touching," said St. Peter. "You too may enter." And in she went.
To the last nurse, he asked, "So, what did you do back on Earth?" After some hesitation, she explained, "I was just a nurse at an H.M.O." St. Peter pondered this for a moment, and then said, "Okay, you may enter also." "Whew!" said the nurse. "For a moment there, I thought you weren't going to let me in." "Oh, you can come in," said St. Peter, "but you can only stay for three days..."

Here's a nursing joke I often heard on duty:

What's 6" long and hangs down in front of an asshole?
- A stethoscope!!

(Medical Officers reading this, and who may be responsible for my future medical care, are excepted of course!!)

 

[jpr792]

Check this link how Namibia turn "shithole" country around...

Trump - "S**thole Countries" - shithole statement by NAMIBIA

 

[cpr0312]

Does this sound like an AH dinner 20 or 30 years from now???

 

[mdwest]

Check this link how Namibia turn "shithole" country around...

Trump - "S**thole Countries" - shithole statement by NAMIBIA

I literally laughed so loud at this I scared my dog lol

 

[Mekaniks]

Check this link how Namibia turn "shithole" country around...

Trump - "S**thole Countries" - shithole statement by NAMIBIA

Bwhaaaaa!!!

 

[Brent in Az]

 

[Rob404]

 

[Bullthrower338]

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Now that is hilarious because it’s true! Lmfao

 

[Brent in Az]

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Know thats funny right there.

 

[Brent in Az]

Know thats funny right there.

Now. Dang spelling.

 

[BRICKBURN]

Everyone is lining up to go to NAMBIA!