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At the regular Sunday morning service, Rev Roberto announced that he was planning to leave for a larger church that would pay him more.
There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave, because he is so popular. Colin, who owns several car dealerships stands up and proclaims, *"If Rev Roberto stays, I will provide him with a new Mercedes every year and his wife with a Honda CRV, to transport their children!"*
The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.
Daniel, a successful businessman and lawyer, stands and says, *"If Rev Roberto will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary and establish a foundation to guarantee a free university education for his children!"*
More sighs and loud applause....
Mary age 28, stands and announces with a smile, *"If Rev Roberto stays, I will provide sex!"*
There is total silence....
Rev Roberto blushing and asks her:
*"Mary, you're a wonderful and holy lady. Whatever possessed you to say that?"*
Mary's 35-year old husband Mike, is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replied,
*"Well, I just asked my husband how we could help"*
and he said
*"Fuck him!"*
There is a hush within the congregation. No one wants him to leave, because he is so popular. Colin, who owns several car dealerships stands up and proclaims, *"If Rev Roberto stays, I will provide him with a new Mercedes every year and his wife with a Honda CRV, to transport their children!"*
The congregation sighs in appreciation and applauds.
Daniel, a successful businessman and lawyer, stands and says, *"If Rev Roberto will stay on here, I'll personally double his salary and establish a foundation to guarantee a free university education for his children!"*
More sighs and loud applause....
Mary age 28, stands and announces with a smile, *"If Rev Roberto stays, I will provide sex!"*
There is total silence....
Rev Roberto blushing and asks her:
*"Mary, you're a wonderful and holy lady. Whatever possessed you to say that?"*
Mary's 35-year old husband Mike, is now trying to hide, holding his forehead with the palm of his hand and shaking his head from side to side, while his wife replied,
*"Well, I just asked my husband how we could help"*
and he said
*"Fuck him!"*
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this is the funniest thing I've seen in a long time
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I'm surprised that FB hasn't taken that one down
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cwpayton wrote on LivingTheDream's profile.
HEY there, if you want the lion info here it is.
BULL CREEK OUTFITTERS WELLS NV. {FACEBOOK} CLEVE AND BECKY DWIRE 775293 -1917..
THEY ARE OUT HUNTING ALOT SO MAY HAVE TO LEAVE MESSAGE.
CAL PAYTON
BULL CREEK OUTFITTERS WELLS NV. {FACEBOOK} CLEVE AND BECKY DWIRE 775293 -1917..
THEY ARE OUT HUNTING ALOT SO MAY HAVE TO LEAVE MESSAGE.
CAL PAYTON
cwpayton wrote on MontanaPat's profile.
Hi Montana Pat heres the lion info,.
BULL CREEK OUTFITTERS WELLS NV. [ FACEBOOK] CLEVE AND BECKY DWIRE 775- 293-1917. they are out hunting alot this tlme of year
Cal Payton
BULL CREEK OUTFITTERS WELLS NV. [ FACEBOOK] CLEVE AND BECKY DWIRE 775- 293-1917. they are out hunting alot this tlme of year
Cal Payton
bigrich wrote on Bob Nelson 35Whelen's profile.
thanks for your reply bob , is it feasible to build a 444 on a P14/M17 , or is the no4 enfield easier to build? i know where i can buy a lothar walther barrel in 44, 1-38 twist , but i think with a barrel crown of .650" the profile is too light .
