on a lighter note...

[Randy Bo]

Me and my coal mining/hunting buddy was at work trying to figure out a problem, when I asked him, “Gene, what do you think?”... His reply, “Well...I think it would take a great big hog to weigh a ton and...A one-hundred pound sack of flour would make one heck of a biscuit...What do you think?”

 

[Randy Bo]

Me and my buddy Gene were at work, trying to complete a job but, separated by some distance, when I yelled “Hey Gene...What do you like?” His reply, “I like payday and quitting time...What do you like?”

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Wheels]

 

[Hogpatrol]

It would have been great if when she went to cash in, she found out the diamonds were fake. LOL!!

If only that were true. Unfortunately it wasn't.

 

[Newboomer]

It would have been great if when she went to cash in, she found out the diamonds were fake. LOL!!!!

Yeah. Cubic zirconia.

 

[PARA45]

If only that were true. Unfortunately it wasn't.

You got me good! ROTFLMAO!!!!

 

[Newboomer]

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UH,OH. Methinks the shit about to hit the fan.

 

[Bullthrower338]

I had a buddy who bought his wife diamonds for her birthdays, their anniversaries and every Christmas. Always bragged about what he bought for her. On their 50th, she handed him divorce papers. Shortly thereafter, she made a trip to a jeweler I know and cashed in all of it.

Quit talking about my life! Lol

 

[Randy F]

I heard about a burglar who got infected by AR-15 and is no longer able to burgl.

 

[CAustin]

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This is going to be a bad day for a convertible Ride!

 

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[Zambezi]

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When your procurement department stuffs up and buys vehicles meant for the land down under....

 

[375 Ruger Fan]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Boyd Brooks]