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Hogpatrol
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Every week, I entered the lottery hoping to win;
Finally, I prayed vigorously and, hoping for God's message, I walked around the local fairground.
A flash of lightning struck as I was passing by Nadine's carnival stall.
She was bending over, and I saw she was not wearing panties.
I could see the number 7 tattooed on each of her butt cheeks.
I bet on 77, as I thought God had given me a sign.
Sadly, I lost again.
The winning number was 707.
Moral of the story :
Never underestimate the importance of assholes in your life.
Finally, I prayed vigorously and, hoping for God's message, I walked around the local fairground.
A flash of lightning struck as I was passing by Nadine's carnival stall.
She was bending over, and I saw she was not wearing panties.
I could see the number 7 tattooed on each of her butt cheeks.
I bet on 77, as I thought God had given me a sign.
Sadly, I lost again.
The winning number was 707.
Moral of the story :
Never underestimate the importance of assholes in your life.
Hogpatrol
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WAB
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I’m leaving because I don’t want to see who walks out!!!!
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Had an excellent classifieds transaction with JoninCO. A truly honest and standup member. I wouldn't hesitate at all to deal with him again. Thanks, J!
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I'm new to Africa Hunting. I would like to purchase a Heym 450-400 double rifle. I'm left-handed but would prefer a non-canted gun. Is anyone in the community considering parting with theirs?