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JimP
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Every week, I entered the lottery hoping to win;
Finally, I prayed vigorously and, hoping for God's message, I walked around the local fairground.
A flash of lightning struck as I was passing by Nadine's carnival stall.
She was bending over, and I saw she was not wearing panties.
I could see the number 7 tattooed on each of her butt cheeks.
I bet on 77, as I thought God had given me a sign.
Sadly, I lost again.
The winning number was 707.
Moral of the story :
Never underestimate the importance of assholes in your life.
Finally, I prayed vigorously and, hoping for God's message, I walked around the local fairground.
A flash of lightning struck as I was passing by Nadine's carnival stall.
She was bending over, and I saw she was not wearing panties.
I could see the number 7 tattooed on each of her butt cheeks.
I bet on 77, as I thought God had given me a sign.
Sadly, I lost again.
The winning number was 707.
Moral of the story :
Never underestimate the importance of assholes in your life.
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I’m leaving because I don’t want to see who walks out!!!!
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That's a wrap, on our first hunt of this years season.
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Hunting conditions are a bit tougher in South Africa during the month of February, but can be just as rewarding if done right.
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Updated Available dates for this season,
9-25 June
25-31 July
September and October is wide open,
Remember I will be in the USA for the next 16 days , will post my USA phone number when I can get one in Atlanta this afternoon!
9-25 June
25-31 July
September and October is wide open,
Remember I will be in the USA for the next 16 days , will post my USA phone number when I can get one in Atlanta this afternoon!
I am on my way to the USA! will be in Atlanta tonight! loving the Wifi On the Delta flights!