on a lighter note...

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Things Confucius did not say……but wishes he did:

Man who wants pretty nurse must be patient.

Passionate kiss, like spider web, leads to undoing of fly.

Lady who goes camping with man must beware of evil intent.

Squirrel who runs up woman's leg will not find nuts.

Man who leaps off cliff jumps to conclusion.

Man who runs in front of car gets tired, but man who runs behind car gets exhausted.

Man who eats many prunes get good run for money.

War does not determine who is right; it determines who is left.

Man who fights with wife all day get no piece at night.

It takes many nails to build a crib, but only one screw to fill it.

Man who drives like hell is bound to get there.

Man who stands on toilet is high on pot.

Wise man does not keep sledge hammer and slow computer in same room.

Man who lives in glass house should change clothes in basement.

And, Confucius Did Not Say. . .
"A lion will not cheat on his wife, but Tiger Wood!”
 

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Stnelson wrote on Never Been's profile.
I want one of the stocks.
buckstix wrote on 450 Dakota's profile.
SENT THIS PM YESTERDAY ..

I will take a set .. I would take more than one set if you have more.

BUCK STIX - [redacted]
Redfishga1 wrote on Steve D's profile.
ill take both of the 375 woodleigh hydros
AfricaRob wrote on Luminous Ham's profile.
See you are from Denmark - see quite a few Danes where I stalk in Scotland - great hunters.
The Harkilia stuff works well in Africa - I have a bit for use here in UK.
 
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