on a lighter note...

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Greco Roman wrestling competitor from the U.S. is getting ready for the most important match of his life. He'll be facing a pro wrestler from Russia with many years of experience. His coach warns him about the Russian. "Don't forget about the "Pretzel Hold". If he ties you up in that, you'll lose for sure. No one has ever got out of it". The match starts and in less than a minute, sure enough, he's upside down and the Russian has him in the infamous Pretzel Hold. The all contorted American sees a set of balls staring him in the face. He stretches his neck and chomps down on them. All of a sudden the Russian goes up in the air, is on his back and the American wins the match. The coach is dumbfounded. No one has ever released themselves from the pretzel hold. He asks his wrestler how he was able to do it. The wrestler replied "You don't know how much strength you have until you bite down on your own balls".
 
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Ozzy - prince of darkness
Charles lll - monarch (obviously promoted since that post first surfaced)

If it were cards, I think that’s a royal flush lol

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