on a lighter note...

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“2 tons of heroin”

I don’t know anything about heroin but that seems like it’s worth an astronomical amount of money.
No idea what the current street value is, but when I was a patrolman 30 years ago, street value for a kilo of heroin was about 100K USD; booger sugar was around 20K USD per kilo
 
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What time is dawn in your country-and who wears a big ass watch (timepiece) to play soccer?! And I don’t think this girl even plays soccer, that ball is sparkly new. . . And why is she topless, is she on the skins team? And why is she pushing her sweats dow. . . Never mind, thank you for the very lovely post!
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what watch?
 
A frog walks into a bank and approaches the teller, a lady named Patty Wack. The frog says, "I'm Kermit Jagger - you've probably heard of my dad, Mick Jagger - and I'd like to borrow $5,000."
Patty says, "We'll need some security to give you a loan. What do you have for collateral?"
The frog pulls a ceramic figurine out of his pocket and hands it to Patty. Confused, she calls in the bank manager.
"This frog claims to be the son of Mick Jagger," she says, "And he wants to borrow $5,000. But all he has for collateral is this little figurine. What is this, anyway?"
The manager looks at the figurine and says, "It's a knick-knack, Patty Wack. Give the frog a loan. His old man's a Rolling Stone."
Thanks for that, now I am singing that dang song!!
 

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