on a lighter note...

[peacemaker]

 

[steve white]

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I hear you, but I presume the inspection was intended to take place after the snake was dead? Had a friend who would always say, "I don't care what his first name is, his last name is SNAKE!"

 

[Dr Ray]

Researchers have discovered the densest element yet known to science.
The new element, Governmentium (symbol=Gv), has one neutron, 25 assistant neutrons, 88 deputy neutrons and 198 assistant deputy neutrons, giving it an atomic mass of 312.
These 312 particles are held together by forces called morons, which are surrounded by vast quantities of lepton-like particles called pillocks.

Since Governmentium has no electrons, it is inert. However, it can be detected, because it impedes every reaction with which it comes into contact.
A tiny amount of Governmentium can cause a reaction that would normally take less than a second, to take from 4 days to 4 years to complete.
Governmentium has a normal half-life of 2 to 6 years.

It does not decay, but instead undergoes a reorganisation in which a portion of the assistant neutrons and deputy neutrons exchange places.

In fact, Governmentium's mass will actually increase over time, since each reorganisation will cause more morons to become neutrons, forming isodopes.
This characteristic of moron promotion leads some scientists to believe that Governmentium is formed whenever morons reach a critical concentration.
This hypothetical quantity is referred to as a critical morass.
When catalysed with money, Governmentium becomes Administratium (symbol=Ad), an element that radiates just as much energy as Governmentium, since it has half as many pillocks but twice as many morons.

Truly excellent

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Firebird]

Darwin Award contender. . .

 

[Dr Ray]

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Darwin Award contender. . .

Now what possessed someone to do that ??
I truly wonder about some people.
Bison should have made sure the person didn’t even think about doing that again!
Idiot!!

 

[Dr Ray]

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Cheap though

 

[BSO Dave]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[observe]

 

[observe]

Awesome idea

 

[jpr9954]

 

[PARA45]

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Are you asking for a friend too?