on a lighter note...

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A man leaves his mistress and asks what to give her as a souvenir.
She answers:
"A penknife, but a very good one.
The guy scoured the whole city, found her a knife, just super, brought it, gives it back.
She opens a drawer, and there are a lot of knives there. Well, the guy is interested, he
asks:
- Darling, why do you need so many knives?
She's dreamy:
- You know, I won't always be young and beautiful, and what boys
won't do for a penknife...(c)
 

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Blesbok cull hunt from this morning

We have a few cancelation dates open for June and July if anyone is interested in a short notice hunt, we can add in a few hunting days for free to sweeten the deal!

17-25 June
possibly 18-25 July
28 July -Aug 2nd
1-10 September

shoot me a message ASAP,
EPIC HUNTING SAFARI wrote on Michal Polhunter's profile.
Good day sir, how many days are you interested in? I would love to do you a personalised quotation!
 
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