on a lighter note...

Image1710445766.822829.jpg
 
1710459084117.png
 
1710460817400.png
 
A persons manhood can be at eisk for many reasons.

1 Samuel 18:24-26
24When Saul’s servants told him what David had said, 25Saul replied, “Say to David, ‘The king wants no other price for the bride than a hundred Philistine foreskins, to take revenge on his enemies.’ ” Saul’s plan was to have David fall by the hands of the Philistines.

26When the attendants told David these things, he was pleased to become the king’s son-in-law. So before the allotted time elapsed, 27David took his men with him and went out and killed two hundred Philistines and brought back their foreskins. They counted out the full number to the king so that David might become the king’s son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage.
 
A persons manhood can be at eisk for many reasons.

1 Samuel 18:24-26
24When Saul’s servants told him what David had said, 25Saul replied, “Say to David, ‘The king wants no other price for the bride than a hundred Philistine foreskins, to take revenge on his enemies.’ ” Saul’s plan was to have David fall by the hands of the Philistines.

26When the attendants told David these things, he was pleased to become the king’s son-in-law. So before the allotted time elapsed, 27David took his men with him and went out and killed two hundred Philistines and brought back their foreskins. They counted out the full number to the king so that David might become the king’s son-in-law. Then Saul gave him his daughter Michal in marriage.
Imagine how relieved David must have been when he realized he could kill the Philistines before circumcising them!
 

Wonder how he plans on enjoying his replacement "tool" when all the blood in his 5 feet tall body rushes to the wife's new "toy" and he just lays there unconscious, totally without feeling, while his motionless body awaits for his "tool" to release the blood back into his body.
 

Forum statistics

Threads
57,665
Messages
1,236,927
Members
101,584
Latest member
BobbyGym78
 

 

 

Latest posts

 
Top