on a lighter note...

[Nyati]

 

[Tanner Lee]

 

[Tanner Lee]

 

[Ridge Runner]

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My responses:
How old is the elephant?
What are the estimated tusks weights and lengths...or is it tuskless?

My answer:
Invite it to be "The Guest of Honor" at this weekends neighborhood braii/cookout.

 

[1911Fan]

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Take it over the Alps to attack Rome?

 

[Randy F]

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My answer: Nothing. It's in this room. It's always in the room. It'll always be in the room.

 

[Ridge Runner]

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At least you had early morning TV. Growing up in Ohio (early '60's) we had to strain our ears listening to AM radio through squelch and static or wait for the (party landline) telephone to clear to call the school.

 

[WAB]

Where exactly is this elephant? If it is in Ngamiland, Botswana then, heck yeah, we’re going hunting!

 

[jpr9954]

Given the weather in much of the US....

 

[Hogpatrol]

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Answer: The only option is killing it. P.S. Didn't really want to work here anyway.

 

[Boyd Brooks]

Another cold one.

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Randy F]

 

[Hogpatrol]

I had an application question, "What's your greatest failure"? My answer was "Applying at this company". and walked out. Ironic, they were looking for honesty but didn't like it when I gave it to them.

 

[Randy F]

I had an application question, "What's your greatest failure"? My answer was "Applying at this company". and walked out. Ironic, they were looking for honesty but didn't like it when I gave it to them.

Apparently you weren't hungry enough to need that one.

So then...why were you applying there?

 

[Vashper]

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Is it also impossible to lease it?

 

[Randy F]

 

[Dr Ray]

I was talking with Wild Willie a serial flasher.
He said he was going cease flashing this year but
….
He would stick it out for another year!

 

[Dr Ray]

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Open door policy