on a lighter note...

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The guy says, "I've never been beaten like that in any fight." He was lucky to be with a dog, these hoofed guys like to stomp on a loser until he starts to crunch..
 
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I heard a story on the last hunt. Quite plausible.
There is such a practice, I don't like it - taking photos that humiliate the trophy, for example, sitting on a dead animal. So a certain hunter shot a good deer, and he and the huntsman prepared such a shot - they hung a gun on the horns. But they didn't have time to take a photo: the deer jumped up and ran away, and there was no deer, no gun.
 
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Had to look up what a "cis male" is. Suppose that make me a...
Ditto.

Elon Musk posted this today (Jan. 10):

"Cis is a heterophobic word. Shame on anyone who uses it."

J.D. Rucker commented:

"It’s a pejorative that has somehow been embraced by many heterosexuals in the ultimate self-own.

Those who qualify for any of the 57 Heinz varieties of genders and sexual preferences who use the word are essentially invoking a slur. Those who are normal — birth gender, no false fluidity, and heterosexual in nature — who use the word are simply idiots."
 

Disclaimer: not my story. Supposedly this is a true story.

My six year old son walked into the family room while I was watching a movie. He points toward me and proclaims, "You licked a puss!"

I muted the TV and looked at him with a raiser eyebrow. "I'm sorry? What did you say?"

He pointed again and repeated, "YOU LICKED A PUSS!"

My mind stared racing... "Did we leave the door open on date night last Saturday?"

I then looked behind me and saw a candle burning.

"Son, it's pronounced 'EUCALYPTUS'"
 

I know 3 dogs that if they are given a half link or bigger piece of Pup a Roni they will actually hide that piece and return within seconds and I do mean within seconds wanting more.

Gotta love the intelligence of animals.
 

Disclaimer: not my story. Supposedly this is a true story.

My six year old son walked into the family room while I was watching a movie. He points toward me and proclaims, "You licked a puss!"

I muted the TV and looked at him with a raiser eyebrow. "I'm sorry? What did you say?"

He pointed again and repeated, "YOU LICKED A PUSS!"

My mind stared racing... "Did we leave the door open on date night last Saturday?"

I then looked behind me and saw a candle burning.

"Son, it's pronounced 'EUCALYPTUS'"

DAMN YOU!! I JUST SPIT OUT 18 YEAR OLD SINGLE MALT SCOTCH ALL OVER ME.

I was laughing so hard I drew attention from everyone in the bar!
 

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Nugget here. A guide gave me the nickname as I looked similar to Nugent at the time. Hunting for over 50 years yet I am new to hunting in another country and its inherent game species. I plan to do archery. I have not yet ruled out the long iron as a tag-along for a stalk. I am still deciding on a short list of game. Not a marksman but better than average with powder and string.
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Badboymelvin wrote on BlueFlyer's profile.
Hey mate,
How are you?
Have really enjoyed reading your thread on the 416WSM... really good stuff!
Hey, I noticed that you were at the SSAA Eagle Park range... where about in Australia are you?
Just asking because l'm based in Geelong and l frequent Eagle Park a bit too.
Next time your down, let me know if you want to catch up and say hi (y)
Take care bud
Russ
Hyde Hunter wrote on MissingAfrica's profile.
may I suggest Intaba Safaris in the East Cape by Port Elizabeth, Eugene is a great guy, 2 of us will be there April 6th to April 14th. he does cull hunts(that's what I am doing) and if you go to his web site he is and offering daily fees of 200.00 and good cull prices. Thanks Jim
Everyone always thinks about the worst thing that can happen, maybe ask yourself what's the best outcome that could happen?
 
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