on a lighter note...

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A no win (choose your next word very carefully: argument or discussion) for him.

No worries here's some advice for those guys in this situation:

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:giggle: Yes sir!

I had to laugh at the purse thing as two days ago my bride made mention of more than one gun for deer. It was pretty clever of her to inform me of the fact that my number of arms way outnumbers my number of arms. :unsure:
Telling her that when I catch up to her number of shoes vs. her number of feet we chat again didn't seem to change her mind.:E Shrug:
 
Why would any guy tell her its another deer rifle when there are so many other animals to hunt?

Honey it's not another deer rifle:....

this one is for bear hunting, although it is good for deer.

this one is for elk hunting, although it is good for bear and deer.

this one is for grizzly bear hunting the other one is for black bears.

this one is for moose hunting although could be just as effective on grizzly bear, black bear, elk, and deer.

Etc, etc,

For the "black gun" enthusiasts:

this one is for home protection. See it has 2 very bright flashlights for when the lights go out and the night vision scope to avoid stubbing your little toe on the bed post. It has a sound suppressor to avoid waking up the kids or disturbing the neighbors. The ergonomic size makes it easier to negotiate through the house. Having these three 30 round mags, 2 up 1 down, makes for quick reloading. The high intensity lazer light insures accurate shot placement and entertainment watching the cat chase it. The 30 (or 40) millimeter launcher works great for sending up a distress flare (or into an intruder...or...perhaps a load of buck shot disabling multiple perpetrators) to notify help.
 
A female CNN journalist heard about a very old Jewish man who had been going to the Western Wall to pray, twice a day, every day, for a long, long time.
So she went to check it out. She went to the Western Wall and there he was, walking slowly up to the holy site.
She watched him pray and after about 45 minutes, when he turned to leave, using a cane and moving very slowly, she approached him for an interview.
"Pardon me, sir, I'm Rebecca Smith from CNN. What's your name?
"Morris Feinberg," he replied.
"Sir, how long have you been coming to the Western Wall and praying?"
"For about 60 years."
"60 years! That's amazing! What do you pray for?"
"I pray for peace between the Christians, Jews and the Muslims."

"I pray for all the wars and all the hatred to stop."

"I pray for all our children to grow up safely as responsible adults and to love their fellow man."
"I pray that politicians tell us the truth and put the interests of the people ahead of their own interests."
"How do you feel after doing this for 60 years?"
"Like I'm talking to a Brick wall."
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