on a lighter note...

I'm beyond help....


++1+......so they claim....well say anyways.

I only get offended when they count my quantity of ammo and firearms then claim I have too many.

I get defensive when they claim I need to reduce my inventory and attack our '...GOD given right(s)....', aka the first 10 Amendments of the Constitution of the United States of America. And the right to claim free speech is the most important....BS!!. We must protect all First 10 Amendments equally, aka our/ US citizens only, Bill of Rights!.

But I digress into politics.
 
My house burned down in 2005. Fire fighters were delayed for 45 minutes while my ammunition closet started cooking off rounds.

I asked the local FD to wait after the really really big boom before responding.....and to be aware...very, very, aware of possible delayed small arms, aka bullets/ ammo/ cartridges...going off as they arrive. Safety First! Right?.
 
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LA, Chicago, DC, San Fran
 
I worked with a guy who lost an ear in a DUI episode and wore a prosthetic ear. We called him Mr. Potato Head, Tater for short. There was no such thing as one being offended. You took the heat or quit the company and worked somewhere else. I guess today, we'd probably be made to take sensitivity training.
 
Two Naval aviators boarded a flight from Washington to New York. One sat in the window seat, the other in the middle seat.
Just before take-off an Army helicopter pilot got on and took the aisle seat next to the Navy guys.

He kicked off his shoes, wiggled his toes and was just settling in when the Navy pilot in the window seat said, “I think I’ll go up and get a Coke.”

“No problem,” said the Army guy, “Stay there, I’ll get it for you.” While he was gone, the Navy pilot picked up the Army pilot’s shoe and spat in it.

When the Army guy returned with the Coke, the other Navy pilot said, “That looks good. I think I’ll have one too.”
Again, the Army helicopter pilot obligingly went to fetch it, and while he was gone the Navy pilot picked up the other shoe and spat in it too.

The Army guy returned with the coke, and they all sat back and enjoyed the short flight to New York.

As the plane was landing the Army pilot slipped his feet into his shoes and knew immediately what had happened.

“How long must this go on?” he asked. “This enmity between the Navy and the Army…this hatred…this animosity…this spitting in shoes and pissing in cokes?”
 

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