on a lighter note...

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  • A day without sunshine is like, night.

  • On the other hand, you have different fingers.

  • I just got lost in thought. It wasn’t familiar territory.

  • 42.7% of statistics are made up on the spot.

  • 99% of lawyers give the rest a bad name.

  • I feel like I am diagonally parked in a parallel universe.

  • Honk if you love peace and quiet.

  • Remember, half the people you know are below average.

  • He who laughs last thinks slowest.

  • Depression is merely anger without enthusiasm.

  • I drive way to fast to worry about cholesterol.

  • Support bacteria, it’s the only culture some people have.

  • A clear conscience is usually a sign of a bad memory.

  • Get a new car for your spouse, it will be a great trade.

  • Plan to be spontaneous tomorrow.

  • Always try to be modest, and be proud of it.

  • Ok, what is the speed of dark?

  • If everything seems to be going well, you have obviously overlooked something.

  • When everything is coming your way, you are in the wrong lane.
 
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No! Oh Giraffe!......and you call yourself a hunter and don't know the difference between a dear, a deer, and a giraffe.
Hahaha.
 


Unfortunately for my stepdad it's the grandkids ( my nephew and niece-in-law) that keep changing the damn password and I can't keep up with my porn channels. Excuse me, I mean my adult soap operas. LMAO.
 
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