Ok I (barely???) qualify as a senior citizen, but really...
A sponge bath and blowjob for $15.95,....He'll... I mean heck yeah!!! But she had better be really, really, gorgeous.
Let's see back then it was 50 to 1 USD, allow for COLA ( Cost of Living Increase) over the past X number of years, factor in the current USD to_____ exchange rate since then......
WTFBH...This had better start out with a full bubble bath before, a long hot shower after, and at least 2 overnights in between and she buys the chocolate covered strawberries, real dairy whip cream, and champagne.
At this price she had better be ready able and willing... to wash my muddy inside and out, 4x4, pick up after vacuuming the big stuff out from between the seats, before Friday night Date night.
What kind of person did you think I was describing? Geez...you all need to get your minds out of the preverbial gutter.
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