F*** has become a common word, but sometimes the use of this word can be fatal....
A foursome of men waited at the men's tee, while a foursome of women was hitting in front of them, taking their time.
When the final lady was ready to hit her ball, she hacked it 10ft; Then she went over & missed it completely; Then she hacked it another 10 ft, & finally hacked it another 5 ft.
She looked up at the patiently waiting men, & said apologetically
" I guess all those fucking lessons I took over the winter, didn't help my game"
One of the men immediately replied-
"Well, there you have it !!
You should have taken golf lessons instead".
He never had a chance to duck.
He was only 43 ...