Trump: "Well, at least I fixed inflation."
Bessent: "Uhhhhh, but boss--it's going up."
Trump: "Everything is going up. That's good. Are you trying to get fired?"
Bessent: "Hey, guys........the boss fixed inflation."
Cabinet: "Another win!!! Boss is a miracle man. Handsome and always wins at golf. Nice hair, too. Nobel prize coming!!!"
Vance: "Get out of my way.........I want to kiss it, too!!!!!"