Kenya: Chinese Tourist Arrested With 300 Zebra Penises In His Luggage

Viagra could literally be the savior of African wildlife.

If you use that stuff, make sure you have the antidote on hand too, Viagra Falls.
 
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They have now identified the head of this penis smuggling organization as an individual known as Wun Hung Lo.

May have been Wun Wishy Hung Lo!
 
Maybe the Chinese are on to something?
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What a pair of ball's!
 
You guys are on your game today. I propose they use the serum from a brown recluse spider to cause instant swelling. Might save rhinos
I've been stung by a Brown recluse. The venom eats the flesh away. Certainly not something you would want to happen below the belt line.
 
I also got bit right at knee. Could taste metal and actually feel poison spreading upward. Thank god I wasn’t too far from doctors cause they are very bad. But I guarentee swelling
 
Years ago in college I had a Chinese exchange student girl tell me (in Chinese accent): "We say in China you bery strong in China!" Lol.
 
WHAT A DICK........
 
Brent.....sorry to hear that. Maybe Chinese traditional medicine has something great for you. All the best. Strong like bull, oneday soon I hope. Anyone know how he planned to use them? Dry them and grind them up? Feed them to limp dick Chinamen? Doubtful. Like a wig extension? Once, in a thin walled dorm, I heard a passionate Chinese girl braying like a donkey. This article provides some explanation for that phenomenon. I don't know what he's doing with three hundred Johnsons, but dammit, they should arrest him. A man should only have one! .....FWB
 

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Hello Doug,
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I am Philippe from France and plan to go hunting Caprivi in 2026, Oct.
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Thank in advance, I will appreciate your response.
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