Kenya: Chinese Tourist Arrested With 300 Zebra Penises In His Luggage

[Hogpatrol]

Viagra could literally be the savior of African wildlife.

If you use that stuff, make sure you have the antidote on hand too, Viagra Falls.

 

[TXhunter65]

They have now identified the head of this penis smuggling organization as an individual known as Wun Hung Lo.

May have been Wun Wishy Hung Lo!

 

[Hogpatrol]

May have been Wun Wishy Hung Lo!

Or his brother, Won Dong Hung Lo

 

[Tom Hawk]

This d*ck will probably go to a penal institution

 

[Brent in Az]

Maybe the Chinese are on to something?

 

[Bullthrower338]

Maybe the Chinese are on to something?
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Magic penis wine swizzle sticks?

 

[jacques smith]

You guys are on your game today. I propose they use the serum from a brown recluse spider to cause instant swelling. Might save rhinos

 

[johnnyblues]

What a pair of ball's!

 

[Brent in Az]

You guys are on your game today. I propose they use the serum from a brown recluse spider to cause instant swelling. Might save rhinos

I've been stung by a Brown recluse. The venom eats the flesh away. Certainly not something you would want to happen below the belt line.

 

[jacques smith]

I also got bit right at knee. Could taste metal and actually feel poison spreading upward. Thank god I wasn’t too far from doctors cause they are very bad. But I guarentee swelling

 

[Scott CWO]

Years ago in college I had a Chinese exchange student girl tell me (in Chinese accent): "We say in China you bery strong in China!" Lol.

 

[Bruce]

WHAT A DICK........

 

[Excessexpress]

Any chance he’ll get a stiff sentence?

 

[Tom Hawk]

This is a violation of the Kenyan Penal Code

 

[sambarhunter]

Those buffalo tools make for great party straws.

 

[flatwater bill]

Brent.....sorry to hear that. Maybe Chinese traditional medicine has something great for you. All the best. Strong like bull, oneday soon I hope. Anyone know how he planned to use them? Dry them and grind them up? Feed them to limp dick Chinamen? Doubtful. Like a wig extension? Once, in a thin walled dorm, I heard a passionate Chinese girl braying like a donkey. This article provides some explanation for that phenomenon. I don't know what he's doing with three hundred Johnsons, but dammit, they should arrest him. A man should only have one! .....FWB

 

[JPbowhunter]

I was so hoping his name was Wang Dong Wee