mdwest
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That was extremely specific description.
while that description was from the recesses of my imagination..
I have witnessed something pretty close to as bad..
Names have been changed to protect the innocent!
So.. in the late 2000's I was traveling with a very high profile political type and the rest of the normal entourage..
the spin doctor/ PR guy among this group was a truly great guy.. we'll call him "Kevin" .. funny.. smart.. very friendly.. etc.. but.. he also really liked to get into the bottle when the "wheels up" parties happened (put the protected person/VIP on the final flight home after a trip with a couple of members of the protective detail.. and everyone else stays behind for a day or two to finish up the mission)..
this particular mission ended in Finland.. we had been on the road for almost a month.. and we were all exhausted and ready to get home..
but.. not our spin doctor.. Finlandia Vodka was having a "worlds greatest bartender" competition at a place next door to our hotel.. and there we a large number of absolutely beautiful Finnish women present.. our spin doctor was determined to attend and show off his incredible american drinking skills (or lack thereof)...
and attend he did.. until about 3AM from what I was told..
he wanders back to the hotel, goes to his room, and decides he is too amped up to sleep.. so he takes an ambien..
about 10AM the next morning everyone is looking for "Kevin".. No one saw him at breakfast.. he wasnt answering his blackberry (this pre-dates iphones and androids )... wasnt answering the door of his hotel room.. and we were all supposed to be getting in a motorcade and heading to the airport to go home in about an hour..
So I send out a search party for Kevin..
20 minutes in, and no one has found him yet..
I decide to "take the stairs" rather than the elevator to go back up to Kevins room... and lo and behold, what do I find at the bottom of the stairwell in a very nice/expensive hotel in Helsinki?
Kevin...
butt ass naked.. wearing only his $1500 bespoke italian leather dress shoes, his $250 Ferragamo tie, and a "party pass" on a lanyard from the Finlandia event.. snoring loudly, drooling all over the concrete lol..
I spent the next half hour figuring out how to sneak him back up to his room unseen.. and figuring out how to get him into his room once we got there (he didnt have many places to be hiding his room key lol).. managed to wake him, get him dressed, and get him down to the vehicles with about 2 minutes to spare...
and he had exactly zero knowledge or understanding of how he got there.. all he knew is he got undressed (nude), jumped into bed to sleep.. and the next thing he knew my 6'4" self was standing over him, slapping him on his ass telling him to "wake up! the cops are coming!!!!" at the bottom of a stairwell.. lol..
we still dont have a clue how he ended up with his tie, shoes, and lanyard back on
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