How many guns is “too many”?

I always say “I have more than I need but not as many as I want”
 
There’s Larry Potterfields quote,”Well maybe one more” (or close to that) that I have used in the past. It is always up to the individual to decide. A good friend of mine’s father had every corner in his house filled with rifles and shotguns that could not fit in the safes.
What a beautiful sight
 
What is this “too many” thing of which you speak??
 
People will say no such thing as too many, but that is not true. I have been a gun guy for more than half a century, but my first Win 94 when I was 10 with yardwork and paper route money. Since then I have owned in excess of a thousand guns... over two hundred in house at the same time... I spent all of my time managing that herd, swapping scopes and stocks and building and modifying etc... etc... nothing was ever ready to actually hit the field. it got to be a pain instead of a joy. So as I approached retirement, I started downsizing... and now I have a small group of rifles that get used a lot and are ready to go, with scopes zeroed and loads developed. Collecting is fun, but using is more fun... spend your money on experiences, not things. A piece of advice from someone who has been there and done that.
 
People will say no such thing as too many, but that is not true. I have been a gun guy for more than half a century, but my first Win 94 when I was 10 with yardwork and paper route money. Since then I have owned in excess of a thousand guns... over two hundred in house at the same time... I spent all of my time managing that herd, swapping scopes and stocks and building and modifying etc... etc... nothing was ever ready to actually hit the field. it got to be a pain instead of a joy. So as I approached retirement, I started downsizing... and now I have a small group of rifles that get used a lot and are ready to go, with scopes zeroed and loads developed. Collecting is fun, but using is more fun... spend your money on experiences, not things. A piece of advice from someone who has been there and done that.

I am currently in the process of thinning the herd for a lot of these same reasons. I have done it before and the numbers always steadily climb back up. Then it's time to get rid of the ones that aren't getting used again.
 
With respect to, "Too many"; if we substitute, "Enough" - I have found that number is in direct proportion to women's shoes and purses. Using that standard also eliminates the need to answer, "Why do you need so many?", in fact, after 28 years of marriage that question no longer arises.
 
Follow on to the, "shoes and purses" standard; my wife saw my post and her response was, "Yes, but your guns cost more than my purses".
My response, "Try stopping an elephant with a purse". I'll be out in the shop for the remainder of today.
 
Follow on to the, "shoes and purses" standard; my wife saw my post and her response was, "Yes, but your guns cost more than my purses".
My response, "Try stopping an elephant with a purse". I'll be out in the shop for the remainder of today.
Spoken as a man married 28 years ( me too). I can relate.
 
I won't answer for anyone else, they can do what they want. For me "too many" happens when the gun I just bought won't fit in the safe. At that point, I'll either sell one, find a way to squeeze it in, or completely reconfigure the safe (again). I made custom shelving and resorted to Rifle Rods years ago, so options to completely reconfigure it more efficiently are slim at this point.

I suppose buying another safe is always an option, but one that would probably be frowned upon by the other half.
 

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