Hah! Come down to Oklahoma - I have plenty for you to cut down. I don't like seeing sparks fly off my chain saw.... Or the thorns in my tires.
The good thing about hedge is that you just needed one decent sized piece on a bed of coals or mixed into the initial load and your btu's skyrocketed. Our woodstove was in our basement and it was nothing to heat yourself out of there. I hear you on the thorns too. They punch holes in tires, rubber boots and zero dark thirty turkey hunting gets painful when you sit on one.