Diet Mountain Dew... AKA Nector of the God's. I got addicted to regular high test Mountain Dew years ago when i would milk cows on 3rd shift, do chores most of the day and have to try and get field work done when I could, often late at night. Took a 12 pack of that dambed sugar and caffeine concoction with in the tractor cab. Had to switch to diet as my triglycerides went off the charts.
Just to further support how great this nectar is... when Reagan got elected and Nancy started her campaign against drugs. There was mandatory testing of all government employees. This included government scientists and researchers who had concerns of being able to pass a urine test. They quickly discovered that in chemical analysis as well as color and viscosity... Diet Mountain was the best urin substitute available!
This was all before I married
@Just Gina There is no longer a justification for a Nector of the God's when you find yourself subservient to the Princess of All

And having moved to Texas, every place we go has great unsweetened tea available. Gina has a really potent refined sweetener that we use for tea, coffee and lemonade
But I do still sneek a Diet Dew occasionally and substitute Coke lite or Coke Zero or Pepsi Max oversees