BRICKBURN Tonight

[Royal27]

@Royal27 , I see you recharged your smart watch...........

Sure did.

 

[siml]

Just heard breaking news, Africa is also on high alert for fleeing Democrats.

 

[cpr0312]

Just heard breaking news, Africa is also on high alert for fleeing Democrats. View attachment 162908

I saw the list today of all that said they would leave the US and one did say he would move back to SA.... That was Samuel Jackson

 

[siml]

I presume he will move to Cape Town....he will fit in perfectly...........

 

[cpr0312]

By all means please consider taking Rosie Odonell, Miley Cyrus, Al Sharpton, Cher, and Barbara Streisand as well

 

[PHOENIX PHIL]

Sure did.

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Swiss?

 

[Royal27]

Swiss?

With changeable faces. All the rage....

 

[cpr0312]

Actaully the lists I saw earlier were 11 and 14 people, this is a comprehensive list here

http://toprightnews.com/these-22-ho...eyd-leave-if-trump-wins-lets-hold-them-to-it/

 

[PHOENIX PHIL]

With changeable faces. All the rage....

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You need one with a Blue Duiker..........

 

[Ragman]

I won't be able to be on the welcoming committee. I'll be out mulie hunting tomorrow!!! But I highly doubt any of them have ever heard of Saskatchewan anyway!

 

[Royal27]

You need one with a Blue Duiker..........

 

[Nyati]

Amy Schumer and Chelsea Handler want to come to Spain, as if we didn´t have enough lefties

 

[CDorroh]

I found this posted on another site. Made me laugh, so I thought it was worth posting it here:


The flood of Trump-fearing American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week. The Republican presidential campaign is prompting an exodus among left-leaning Americans who fear they’ll soon be required to hunt, pray, pay taxes, and live according to the Constitution.

Canadian border residents say it’s not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, liberal arts majors, global-warming activists, and “green” energy proponents crossing their fields at night.

“I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn,” said southern Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. “He was cold, exhausted and hungry, and begged me for a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn’t have any, he left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?”

In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields, but they just stuck their fingers in their ears and kept coming. Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals just south of the border, pack them into electric cars, and drive them across the border, where they are simply left to fend for themselves after the battery dies.

“A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions,” an Alberta border patrolman said. “I found one carload without a single bottle of Perrier water, or any gemelli with shrimp and arugula. All they had was a nice little Napa Valley cabernet and some kale chips. When liberals are caught, they’re sent back across the border, often wailing that they fear persecution from Trump high-hairers.

Rumors are circulating about plans being made to build re-education camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer, study the Constitution, and find jobs that actually contribute to the economy.

In recent days, liberals have turned to ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have been disguised as senior citizens taking a bus trip to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans in blue-hair wig disguises, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior citizens about Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney to prove that they were alive in the ’50s.

“If they can’t identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we become very suspicious about their age,” an official said.

Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage, are buying up all the Barbara Streisand CD’s, and are overloading the internet while downloading jazzercise apps to their cell phones.

“I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can’t support them,” an Ottawa resident said. “After all, how many art-history majors does one country need?"

 

[BRICKBURN]

Now the immigration lawyers are hitting news circuit. Hilarious.

 

[Rob404]

I found this posted on another site. Made me laugh, so I thought it was worth posting it here:


The flood of Trump-fearing American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week. The Republican presidential campaign is prompting an exodus among left-leaning Americans who fear they’ll soon be required to hunt, pray, pay taxes, and live according to the Constitution.

Canadian border residents say it’s not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, liberal arts majors, global-warming activists, and “green” energy proponents crossing their fields at night.

“I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn,” said southern Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota. “He was cold, exhausted and hungry, and begged me for a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn’t have any, he left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?”

In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields, but they just stuck their fingers in their ears and kept coming. Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals just south of the border, pack them into electric cars, and drive them across the border, where they are simply left to fend for themselves after the battery dies.

“A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions,” an Alberta border patrolman said. “I found one carload without a single bottle of Perrier water, or any gemelli with shrimp and arugula. All they had was a nice little Napa Valley cabernet and some kale chips. When liberals are caught, they’re sent back across the border, often wailing that they fear persecution from Trump high-hairers.

Rumors are circulating about plans being made to build re-education camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer, study the Constitution, and find jobs that actually contribute to the economy.

In recent days, liberals have turned to ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have been disguised as senior citizens taking a bus trip to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half-dozen young vegans in blue-hair wig disguises, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior citizens about Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney to prove that they were alive in the ’50s.

“If they can’t identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we become very suspicious about their age,” an official said.

Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage, are buying up all the Barbara Streisand CD’s, and are overloading the internet while downloading jazzercise apps to their cell phones.

“I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can’t support them,” an Ottawa resident said. “After all, how many art-history majors does one country need?"

Thats Hillaryous

 

[PHOENIX PHIL]

@BRICKBURN sent me a selfie......he looks disappointed

 

[Royal27]

He's patient. Probably sitting quietly near the border with his bow right now.

 

[PHOENIX PHIL]

He's patient. Probably sitting quietly near the border with his bow right now.

@gizmo and his bull probably have it all mucked up

 

[Brent in Az]

I waved at some protesters today. Maybe next time I will use all 5 fingers.

 

[BRICKBURN]

I left this guy to do some patrolling for me.