A Rugged Outdoors Woman

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During her physical examination, a doctor asked a retired woman about
her physical activity level.
She said she spent 3 days a week in the outdoors. "Yesterday afternoon
was typical; I took a five hour walk about 7 miles through some pretty
rough terrain. I waded along the edge of a lake. I pushed my way through
2 miles of brambles. I got sand in my shoes and my eyes. I barely
avoided stepping on a snake. I climbed several rocky hills. I went to
the bathroom behind some big trees. I ran away from an irate mother bear
and then ran away from one angry bull elk. The mental stress of it all
left me shattered. so at the end of it all I drank a scotch and three
glasses of wine."
Amazed by the story, the doctor said, "You are one hell of an outdoor
woman!"
"No," the woman replied, "I'm just a really, really shitty golfer
 
I play golf like that...
 
Me too! I can't understand why they spend so much money on golf balls then want to put a hole in one:confused:???
 
just like my game!!!
 
I do not hit my ball that hard or far...

I can play with a putter and chipper and not lose a ball.

just - Walk around water hazards ball in hand for a drop...

yup been a while since i lost a ball.

again it been years since trying to lose one anyway.

More fun shooting golf balls at the range...
 

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USA:
AK, CO, IA, KS, MN, MO, MT, NE, NM, SD, UT, WI, WY
Canada: Manitoba, Saskatchewan
International: Scotland, Limpopo South Africa
Franco wrote on rnovi's profile.
Here's the target for the NorthForks - 25yds off a bag, iron sights. Hunting leopards over dogs the range won't be more than that.

Flew in an airshow in Smyrna years ago, beautiful country.

Best regards,

Franco

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