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    on a lighter note...

    What about after you drag or pack it out??? :)
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    What about Jailhouse Rock??? :)
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    A metal shrinking hammer for sheet metal work, IE; car body. car wreck impact stretches the metal. Not sure how much this applies to modern cars that bolt together.
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    John Rambo's grandmother after watching them take her grandson into custody.
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    WW I planes had this figured out, IE how to shoot bullets past the propeller without hitting it. Just a little more at stake in this application. :)
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    One of the cruise lines need to organize a John Wayne cruise through the Gulf of Aden where the people bring their own rifle to shoot at pirates.
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    Winning the Lottery???
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    Ever been cheated by a vending machine???? :)
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    And the AMC Pacer???? :)
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    Movie: Stop or my mom will shoot :)
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    Put it in the company conference room. Or wherever people say, 'we need to talk". :)
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    And as a result of further thinking, they realized dueling will be used as the mediator with any Karen's. :) Then Karen's got elected and they outlawed dueling. :(
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    So this is how to remove the 37 decorative pillows etc the wife puts on the bed after making it so I can go to bed. :)
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    A sovereign citizen ready for when the police get tired of their BS and bust the window to drag them out. Flying glass isn't their friend, or maybe it is.
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    Or up in smoke then in a jar.
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    That was my French grandmother every meal. One breakfast she announced there were only a few eggs left and could we eat them, while we were eating. Sure Grandma. a few minutes later she sat a platter of eggs down. Grandma? how many were missing? seems two of the dozen so she added 10 more eggs...
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    Not sure if this applies to ants, but it is said married men live longer then single men but married men are more willing to die. :)
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    And room temperature beer. :(
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    That bear is someone's pet; they always teach their pets to wait with a snack on their nose until told they can have it. The trick is teaching the Salmon to do the part of the snack. :)
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    The choice is based on whether her trigger finger is outside the trigger guard or on the trigger. :)
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    Or they're afraid to fly back home with a lift kit and NOS on their flying saucer. :)
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    He is studying a bird feeder squirrel guard to plan its circumvention. :)
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    Yeah, a leap year person. :)
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    That's the trolling motor version. :)
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    Did anybody get the human warranty with their birth certificate at the hospital??? :)
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    These are for when one practices walking on water. :)
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    That's not where the Red Fern grows. :)
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    I see the predator in the movie that killed them all but Arnie.
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    Or diagraming a sentence. :)
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    Ah yes, good ole CRT's and the defrag button. :)
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    For those that remember, that is Foghorn Leghorn and he is bigger than a car. :)
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    He's checking to see if he has any sensitive teeth before his dental checkup. :)
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    The original Dick Chaney shot. :)
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    Is that the Batman Tumbler waiting behind her to fill up??? :)
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    Now they get their answers via anything from the internet, AI, alexia, chat or forum and it is all true and they will fight anybody to the death that it is true. At least with Aunt Linda it was only one source.
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    Thanks for welcoming me to the Africa Hunting forum

    Welcome! The study of African/big bore cartridges and rifles is endless and fun. New designed bullets make it a new game for most cartridges these days.
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    Me and my shadow! :)
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    Tipping Guide

    If I was determined to hunt Africa tipping would not stop me. As someone else said, sorting out the tipping at the end can take the shine off a great hunt. My last cruise tipping was included. That was perfect for me. However next year they went back to tipping likely because some of the staff...
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    isn't square root smaller???
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    Be sure to let her know she can miss church on Mother's day because we all want to have a nice Mother's Day dinner after church and the Restaurants will be really busy. :)
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    Do women know there is an alternate solution about leaving the toilet seat down??? :)
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    Well, it is red. If that helps. :)
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    Some do but only to tell the car behind them what the car in front of them is signaling. The AZ state drivers rule booklet says not to do that for a reason.
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    Tipping Guide

    After 66 pages on tipping it is totally clear as mud with no prospect of getting better. With all other possible difficulties attached to international travel and shipping firearms and ammo this is the one part of an African hunt that would keep it from happening for me.
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    So this is evidence that Nemo evolved??? :)
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    Tipping Guide

    Get a consultant from america and it won't be long until it will be on all the Australian point of sales boxes.
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    Tipping Guide

    It seems the good ole USA has pushed tipping on nearly every point of sale device with a credit or debit card. Self checkout etc. They now want tipped for being in business. Most start at 10% and increment up to 50%. The custom option might allow no tip or set your %.
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    The main thing is that he is standing on wood so is insulated from the ground. :)
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    Should have Myth busters test it. :) They tested a 22LR rifle by bending the barrel in increments with a conduit bender up to 90 degrees. And they get paid to do all that stuff.
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    A relative of Jimmy Duante ??? :)
 
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