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I’m so sorry lol [emoji23]

Went to a trivia night A tricky question was raised What food makes you cry!?? [emoji22] I yelled out Artichokes The host and everyone just looked at me stunned like I explained If you have to eat artichokes You'll want to cry Now how smart was I ??[emoji3][emoji56][emoji16]

Went to a trivia night A tricky question was raised What food makes you cry!?? [emoji22] I yelled out Artichokes The host and everyone just looked at me stunned like I explained If you have to eat artichokes You'll want to cry Now how smart was I ??[emoji3][emoji56][emoji16]

Of course

I shot a Rusa deer using Nosler ballistic tip bullet. About 110 m with a 270. Absolutely destroyed the entire off shoulder. I shot an inch below the spine and an inch behind the shoulder bone. The bullet hit and traveled downwards and exited right at the bottom of the deer near the front leg. I...

Australia is currently suffering from remnants of a cyclone (hurricane) - major flooding and devastation

Also online friends come and go. Enemies accumulate!

Well stated

Trust me I’m a politician [emoji56]

Of course!![emoji56]

Delightful Sent to my wife - no need to buy anything for Valentine’s Day lol [emoji12]

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lol nice

I agree 100%

Good point Kermit

Because sharks live in the water

I’d die believe me

Now over [emoji6[emoji640][emoji638]]ft and heavy rain continuing. Next I suppose we’ll get a cyclone (hurricane) plus the monsoon coming in to greet us!!

17 girl was attached by presumably by a bull shark just the other day. Unfortunately fatal! Very sad. She was a co captain of the the life guard there too! 100 m out from the shore. Condolences to her family and friends.

Welcome to Australia [emoji56]

We haven’t had a fatal shark attack for err A couple of days. So there!

Or Rainman

Some places have received over 6 ft of [emoji299]️ Australia either drought or floods In the north the wet season is well and truly in

Think you know what rain is ?? We in the North east of Australia over the last few days have had over a meter (more like over 4 ft). Main highway cut and a bridge taken out.

Just realized I am a complete deviate [emoji56]

Are you joking ?? Of course not!!

Australia has more firearms now than before the buyback of semi autos Semi autos allowed for farmers etc

Welcome to Australia [emoji56][emoji38]

are you joking??

Men should listen to their women

Well I’m not that brave

lol Very safe in Oz actually

Yes true

Woke critter

I noticed that [emoji38]

Right up to the sky [emoji56]

Merry Christmas to all. It’s Christmas Day here in Australia. Best wishes for the new year.

You’ll get us all into trouble (lol[emoji120])

lol Nice one

A Chariot drawn by goats. Lovely[emoji56] When I was very young we would have a cart drawn by a billy goat on my grandfathers farm Sure brings back good memories

Very clever

I’ll skip thanks

I’ll go with that

This is remarkably like me

Suggest you don’t mingle with her! Yikes!

Ah memories

Don’t count on it

A small funnel works

Seems like women have evolved somewhat

Remind me not to be reincarnated as the octopus