on a lighter note...

[Pheroze]

Actually, we want it back and all of Alberta. In exchange, we're giving Vermont to Quebec to call it square.

Nope, we cannot contaminate the purity of Quebec maple syrup with the dross that comes from that place.

 

[Randy F]

 

[Randy F]

 

[mdwest]

 

[Scott CWO]

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My apologies to the Canadians on here but we would like this back.

If Putin was President, he would be invading.

 

[Scott CWO]

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Or guns/ammo.

 

[Boyd Brooks]

Actually, we want it back and all of Alberta. In exchange, we're giving Vermont to Quebec to call it square.

I was thinking you could just have Quebec! But if you want all of Alberta we would like Alaska in exchange.

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[Boyd Brooks]

 

[rookhawk]

I was thinking you could just have Quebec! But if you want all of Alberta we would like Alaska in exchange.

The USA rejects your offer, but presents a reasonable counter-offer. We get Alberta, now known as "New Idaho" and we give you all of coastal California, now known as "Baja Vancouver".

It's a great deal, take the deal.

 

[Boyd Brooks]

The USA rejects your offer, but presents a reasonable counter-offer. We get Alberta, now known as "New Idaho" and we give you all of coastal California, now known as "Baja Vancouver".

It's a great deal, take the deal.

When I said Alberta, I meant everything west of Saskatchewan and south of sixty! You can have Vancouver as it will blend seamlessly in Comufornia! If you want I will throw in everything east of Quebec.

 

[WAB]

Actually, we want it back and all of Alberta. In exchange, we're giving Vermont to Quebec to call it square.

Can we throw NYC in?

 

[sgt_zim]

Can we throw NYC in?

And Detroit. We could just call it "South Windsor."

 

[WAB]

I was thinking you could just have Quebec! But if you want all of Alberta we would like Alaska in exchange.

Now that’s a bridge too far. How about California?

 

[Inkgardener]

The USA rejects your offer, but presents a reasonable counter-offer. We get Alberta, now known as "New Idaho" and we give you all of coastal California, now known as "Baja Vancouver".

It's a great deal, take the deal.

California will be a wonderful outdoorsman’s haven after the next civil war.

 

[rookhawk]

California will be a wonderful outdoorsman’s haven after the next civil war.

Sshhh. It was going to be a wonderful outdoorsman's paradise this week if you'd stop interfering with my negotiation. We were giving the Canucks coastal California "heretofore known as Baja Vancouver". That instantly turns CA into a outdoors and republican stronghold.

Unfortunately, the deal is breaking down, to get Alberta they want us to take Vancouver as a package deal...that's a non-starter.

In positive news, they were willing to concede anything east of Quebec. We have to see if they'll let us pick and choose, taking "North Maine" formerly known as New Brunswick, and "East Alaska" formerly known as Labrador/Newfoundland in the deal. It's tricky though, we really don't want to get stuck with Nova Scotia in this deal, it's kinda like an island version of Baltimore.

 

[Graham Hunter]

I was thinking you could just have Quebec! But if you want all of Alberta we would like Alaska in exchange.

Actually I would be glad to give you Quebec as long as you take Trudeau and his idiots! No return and it's all yours for free.

 

[Boyd Brooks]

Sshhh. It was going to be a wonderful outdoorsman's paradise this week if you'd stop interfering with my negotiation. We were giving the Canucks coastal California "heretofore known as Baja Vancouver". That instantly turns CA into a outdoors and republican stronghold.

Unfortunately, the deal is breaking down, to get Alberta they want us to take Vancouver as a package deal...that's a non-starter.

In positive news, they were willing to concede anything east of Quebec. We have to see if they'll let us pick and choose, taking "North Maine" formerly known as New Brunswick, and "East Alaska" formerly known as Labrador/Newfoundland in the deal. It's tricky though, we really don't want to get stuck with Nova Scotia in this deal, it's kinda like an island version of Baltimore.

Ok, no one want any of the flat land west of the Rockies. I propose we extend the San Andres fault to Abbotsford BC and let it sink into the sea! That way we get more mountain lodges with ocean views. Then you can have everything east of Ontario for Alaska! Plus we will throw in a Dictator for you, to run Canada East farther into the ground.

 

[Tubby’s Canteen]

hey now us eastern conservative Canadians deserve some recognition in this deal.