ZIMBABWE: Hunting Elephant Near Hwange With Mbalabala Safaris

Three hours later we arrive back at the camp on the Zambezi. It is late where she is but Ishmael calls the baby-wanting lady from his satellite phone, borrowed from a friend specifically for the trip. She tells him everything is well back home.

“Kids are well. They miss you. Your parents are fine. X, Y and Z came up but I took care of it. I got the money from M. I checked in with your office and everything was running smoothly.”

Ishmael, obviously relieved, sauntered back into camp where dinner was being served and downed three drinks in lieu of said dinner and then switched over to wine. When everyone got done with their desserts, Ishmael was ready to talk. There, I couldn’t believe it, but he opened up to Lin a bit – told him a few stories of the old days – stories I had only heard him speak of to one other person – the blue collar worker in Maryland. Of course, he didn’t tell them all but he did tell some and I suspect he was trying to give an explanation to Lin of why he was the way he was.

I always liked hearing the old stories. I couldn’t tell if Lin did or not but he only gave him a taste. Nowhere near as much as he and the blue collar worker discuss some nights long after the lady and children go to bed. They’ll talk of the animals shot – 100's of them. And then it will get weirder and I can only make out certain words like “spoonbills” and “caviar,” “Russians,” “alligator hides,” and “55 gallon drums,” and then there was that one night that it got really dark and sinister and I heard some things I wish I hadn’t.

“Detroit”

“Prince so and so”

“You broke Rule 1” and several other things I don’t feel comfortable publishing. And then afterwards it got really strange and quiet and he and the worker didn’t talk again for quite some time and when Ishmael finally went to bed that night, the bottle was much lighter than it normally was.

I’ll hear other conversations too when he’s in his study at night. Conversations with a former coworker I'm guessing. They’ll talk of old cases – 1000's of them. Most of these conversations seem fun and lighthearted as do the aforementioned conversations of the shot animals and the snippet he gave Lin.

There are also of course text messages to which I’m not privy. I get the feeling it’s to a group of perhaps three others. Peers of some sort but like the sinister conversation from before I get the feeling that these are not enjoyable. I cannot imagine what they are about. My magazine tells me they center around illegal activities but I know Ishmael is too smart to leave such an easily traceable electronic trail. I can only tell you that after these messages, Ishmael doesn’t thumb through his elephant books and, as described before, the bottle will take a beating.

But there are no more conversations tonight on the Zambezi. Lin has long since gone to bed and Ishmael zig-zags to his room, asks Siri to wake him in exactly 2 hours and 10 minutes and pours himself into bed.
 
At exactly 3:00am Ishmael’s iPhone goes off. Ishmael turns it off. I have a front row seat and I can tell he’s struggling. It’s obvious that he’d have to feel better to die.

“What the Fuck?” he’s thinking.

“Think, think, think”

“How many drinks?”

“Nine”

“Nine? You shouldn’t be feeling this bad”

“How much sleep?”

“2 hours”

“Damn that’s part of it”

“What did you eat yesterday?”

“Fuck, I didn’t eat, you know you’ve never been able to eat in the trenches”

“Think, think, think”

“I can’t go. I’m dying. I need more sleep or a hospital bed and drip”

Knock, knock, knock, Mario taps on the door.

“I’m up”

[Mario leaves]

“Oh my God I’m going to die”


“What to do, what to do?”

“I’m going to try to get up. Maybe a shower and some coffee”

Ishmael gets up but I can tell that he’s not going to make it. I suppose he’s showering. He walks out looking like death, gets dressed, packs for two nights and leaves to meet Lin. Lin is sitting at the breakfast table.

“I’m dreadfully hungover”

“For real?”

“Yes”

“I had no clue you were drunk”

“Really? The stories, me challenging everyone to a shooting contest for $1000 last night”

“Honest to God, I had no clue”

“Unfortunately, I had lots of practice in my youth”

“Are you going to make it”

“I don’t know”

Ishmael makes a coffee he won’t take a sip of. He holds it for 2 hours. It’s spilling all over him as Lin drives. He’s too sick to pour it out – too sick to do anything but throw up but he holds it – the spilling coffee and the throw up. At some point he dumps the coffee out but holds the vomit as he doesn’t want to lose the respect of the trackers.

“Lin”

“Yes”

“You remember what I said the first night about me wanting to work for it?”

“Yes, of course”

“Disregard that. I’d take a hitchhiker today. I can’t walk 20 miles today. I doubt I could walk two”

Another hour and we are near where the buffalo tracks were yesterday. Tap, tap, tap on the roof.

“What is it?”

“Buffalo. This morning”

We keep driving. Tap, tap, tap.

“What is it?”

“Elephant. Massive Bull. Fresh”

Lin stops the cruiser. They get out. Ishmael stumbles. “Really, ploughboy,” I’m thinking. I’m furious.

“You bring me here, fly halfway around the world to hunt elephant and you're fucking drunk. Seven days – you couldn’t abstain for seven days”

Lin and the trackers are studying the tracks. They update Ishmael.

“Massive track, huge, back feet worn smooth. Fresh as in just now”

“Do I have time to pee?”

“Yes, do it now, load up”

Ishmael pees and Kulu hands me to him. He’s still a little wobbly but then it happens: Ishmael grabs a shell from his belt, opens my bolt, places it on top of the three in my belly and with his left hand, pushes the top shell down and cycles the bolt. Like magic my extractor grabs the rim of the fourth cartridge and we’re off. Fully fucking loaded and I have no idea who’s got me but it’s not Ishmael. This guy is different. More competent, more experienced, more confident and seemingly less drunk.

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Was at least the safety on?
Four cartridges were solids, right?
 
Beautifully written, more pictures please.
 
Sometimes that hole in the top of the bottle can be tough to get plugged back up.

Really enjoying your style and story. Waiting for more.


:E Tap Foot:
 
Instead of following the tracks we take off on foot up the road. Since we are so close to the boundary, Lin wants to make certain the bull hasn’t crossed over. We’re moving along at a good pace, definitely not stalking, wind hitting us on the port side. Lin and the trackers are searching for his tracks in the road. Tracks in the road mean that he’s crossed over onto property we can’t hunt. Ishmael is preparing himself for that possibility and constantly checking my safety. It’s annoying, every 10 seconds he checks me – elbow back, twisted hand up, safety touched, hand back down. Three steps - elbow back, twisted hand up, safety touched, hand back down.

JB stops when he spots the bull. He’s to our left, diagonally at the 11:00 position and he’s massive, old, alone, and standing in as beautiful a place to die as has ever existed. Lin briefs Ishmael.

“Let’s move in. Have a better look”

Instead of walking straight to him we continue up the boundary. When we get even with him we enter the bush. Lin and the trackers disappear. They’re still there but Ishmael can’t see them. He can only see the bull. Every step is calculated, quiet, on his toes, only dirt and grass touched, no leaves or sticks. It’s just Ishmael and the bull. And the damn government ranger who keeps bumping into him telling him to hurry up. Ishmael snaps out of it. Lin and the trackers are way ahead. “I guess you stalk elephant much faster than other animals,” Ishmael thinks. “Or people.”

Ishmael catches up to Lin. The bull is 30 yards away, standing left to right and totally oblivious to our presence.

“He’s broken up. A perfect non-trophy. And he is massive”

“OK”

“Would you take a side brain?” Lin asks because in his drunken stupor last night, Ishmael told him he really only wanted a frontal.

“Yes,” Ishmael answers.

Five more steps, sticks go up, Ishmael places me on them and amazingly the bull turns and faces us. And then it happens. I am no longer wood and steel. I am flesh and .08% alcohol blood. Ishmael’s blood. He is I and I am him. In anticipation of this range, Ishmael had already adjusted the scope. I didn’t even notice, nor did I notice my safety going off. It was as though it just automatically happened and you’ll never convince me otherwise. My crosshairs are right where they need to be in the center of the zygomatic arch, the loaf of bread, the football, the broomstick that goes earhole to ear hole, and Ishmael is about to break it with a 400 grain Woodleigh Hydro solid, but first, I must attempt to explain something I know you’ll never believe. Ishmael was controlling the elephant. Either that or his brain was a magnet from which my barrel couldn’t break free. The elephant’s head would move and I would move. But not in that order. Not anticipation either. I would move first and then he would move. Almost as though the elephant was mesmerized by the hole in my barrel and wherever Ishmael would point me the elephant would follow.

Euphoric. Dreamy. Crazy. Ishmael touches me off and the Woodleigh is sent at 2400 feet per second into the geographic center of the elephant’s brain. Lin gets the whole thing on video for when he reappears back on this earth and Ishmael locks eyes with him, he’s holding his iPhone – not his double but his phone. And then it hits me that perhaps Lin was listening more last night than for which he was given credit or perhaps Lin already knows what I am quickly starting to realize.
 
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Instead of following the tracks we take off on foot up the road. Since we are so close to the boundary, Lin wants to make certain the bull hasn’t crossed over. We’re moving along at a good pace, definitely not stalking, wind hitting us on the port side. Lin and the trackers are searching for his tracks in the road. Tracks in the road mean that he’s crossed over onto property we can’t hunt. Ishmael is preparing himself for that possibility and constantly checking my safety. It’s annoying, every 10 seconds he checks me – elbow back, twisted hand up, safety touched, hand back down. Three steps - elbow back, twisted hand up, safety touched, hand back down.

JB stops when he spots the bull. He’s to our left, diagonally at the 11:00 position and he’s massive, old, alone, and standing in as beautiful a place to die as has ever existed. Lin briefs Ishmael.

“Let’s move in. Have a better look”

Instead of walking straight to him we continue up the boundary. When we get even with him we enter the bush. Lin and the trackers disappear. They’re still there but Ishmael can’t see them. He can only see the bull. Every step is calculated, quiet, on his toes, only dirt and grass touched, no leaves or sticks. It’s just Ishmael and the bull. And the damn government ranger who keeps bumping into him telling him to hurry up. Ishmael snaps out of it. Lin and the trackers are way ahead. “I guess you stalk elephant much faster than other animals,” Ishmael thinks. “Or people.”

Ishmael catches up to Lin. The bull is 30 yards away, standing left to right and totally oblivious to our presence.

“He’s broken up. A perfect non-trophy. And he is massive”

“OK”

“Would you take a side brain?” Lin asks because in his drunken stupor last night, Ishmael told him he really only wanted a frontal.

“Yes,” Ishmael answers.

Five more steps, sticks go up, Ishmael places me on them and amazingly the bull turns and faces us. And then it happens. I am no longer wood and steel. I am flesh and .08% alcohol blood. Ishmael’s blood. He is I and I am him. In anticipation of this range, Ishmael had already adjusted the scope. I didn’t even notice, nor did I notice my safety going off. It was as though it just automatically happened and you’ll never convince me otherwise. My crosshairs are right where they need to be in the center of the zygomatic arch, the loaf of bread, the football, the broomstick that goes earhole to ear hole, and Ishmael is about to break it with a 400 grain Woodleigh Hydro solid, but first, I must attempt to explain something I know you’ll never believe. Ishmael was controlling the elephant. Either that or his brain was a magnet from which my barrel couldn’t break free. The elephant’s head would move and I would move. But not in that order. Not anticipation either. I would move first and then he would move. Almost as though the elephant was mesmerized by the hole in my barrel and wherever Ishmael would point me the elephant would follow.

Euphoric. Dreamy. Crazy. Ishmael touches me off and the Woodleigh is sent at 2400 feet per second into the geographic center of the elephant’s brain. Lin gets the whole thing on video for when he reappears back on this earth and Ishmael locks eyes with him, he’s holding his iPhone – not his double but his phone. And then it hits me that perhaps Lin was listening more last night than for which he was given credit or perhaps Lin already knows what I am quickly starting to realize.
I'm loving this story Medicine! Keep up the great work... :cool:
 
Fantastic story. I don't want it to end but I am curious what happens next.
 
The elephant’s butt drops, his head flies up and he is dead before he hits the ground. On auto pilot, Ishmael fluidly cycles another round although unnecessary. Lin’s breathing is heavy but Ishmael’s is not. Ishmael is calm - too calm. Everyone is smiling and laughing but Ishmael. When you kill for a living, you do not kill for fun.

Everyone approaches the dead elephant and Ishmael touches his skin and makes a loop around. At the stern of the animal Ishmael fights an overwhelming desire to throw up. Lin approaches with a knife and asks Ishmael if he wants to cut off the tail. Ishmael says “No.”

The trackers, driver and ranger clean up the ground around the elephant for pictures. Lin approaches Ishmael again.

“What do you want to do now; do you want to go after the buffalo?”

“Maybe tomorrow. I really just want a bed”

Lin messages a friend with a bed 20 minutes away who agrees to make it available to Ishmael. Lin drives Ishmael there, drops him off, and heads back to the dead elephant. Ishmael climbs in and falls asleep.

I suppose he’s a killer. Evidently always has been; however, I assumed lead was his only poison. It took a trip to Zimbabwe for me to put it all together but there are other ways to bring about death I suppose. There’s electricity and midazolam and pentobarbital. There’s preparation and sweat and voice and that’s fun killing like the lead used to be.

But ink…

And then I think back to those nights when he comes in, late, still in his suit and the lady heats up his food that he doesn’t eat and brings it to him in the kitchen with a beer and his eyes are puffy and red and they don’t talk. And she knows. And she asks no questions and she retreats and quietly counts down the days until retirement when she hopes her husband will return.

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I hope this was just a great preface to a really thick novel cuz I’m hooked. Let’s have it.

Well done and congratulations on that old bull!
 
Please write a few more chapters and get it printed, I will buy the first copy. Thanks for your time in writing this, very entertaining!!!
 
@Medicine

There is a hunter with a rare talent to write.
Definitely, I support idea to publish a hunting adventures book. (y)

Congrats on the elephant bull, and keep up with story, I still hope for a buffalo!(y)
(I hope you did not go all the way to Africa to fire one shot only?! :E Confused:)
 
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Thank you all for the kind words. We really threw this together rather quickly with the exception of the first post. When I reread it I cringe at the errors.
Yes, there is more coming; however, post #50 took more from Ishmael than expected. Please give us a day or two. We promise the sun is coming out tomorrow.
 
Good story and hunt.
 
Ishmael awakens after four hours of solid sleep. Rest has boughten new vigor. He walks outside and baboons scatter. He walks to the main dining area and there is camp staff carrying boxes. He meets one of them, Evans, the waiter. Evans tells him that Lin has arranged for them to spend the night there. Ishmael finds the provisions – finds the jar of instant coffee and the liter of Bailey’s and an empty cup.

“Evans, could you fetch me some hot water, please?”

After a bit Evans brings the water and Ishmael makes half a cup of coffee and fills the rest with Bailey’s while singing “that hair of the dog is howlin hey there man” and laughs at himself. This is definitely a new Ishmael. His mission is over and he is ready to talk birds and trees.

Lin pulls up.

“How are you feeling?”

“Surprisingly great, What is this place?”

“Old photo safari camp. Right on the park border. I used to hunt from here”

“It’s nice. Did y’all get the elephant taken care of?”

Lin replies that they did. All the feel good stuff – the locals will get the meat – the trophy fee will go to build schools and pay teachers, etc. But he says more:

“The elephant was in rough shape. Horrible tusk infection. One had fallen out if ever there and the other, loose, had completely turned around in the socket. The elephant was still trying to use it and it was chipping away inside of him. Had to be horribly painful and was terribly deformed. Had almost like a bulb in it or something”

More talk:

“Half of his back feet were completely smooth. Was on his sixth and last set of molars and they were barely there and his trunk, awful infection on the face of it. Puss. Puss leaking out everywhere. Barely any hair on his tail – maybe enough for two bracelets if you’re lucky. No telling how many times he’s been tracked and passed on once his ivory was seen”

Ishmael listens as Lin goes on describing John Banovich’s “End of Days.”

“Age?”

“Awe. 60 plus. I’ve got some pictures I can airdrop you”

“That would be great”

While sending the pictures Lin asks, “Do you want to try for that buffalo now?”

“I don’t think so. I just want to hang out here”

“OK”

“Lin”

“Yeah”

“I know you’re a businessman. Why don’t you get caught up on some emails? I know you have a business to run, potential clients who are awaiting responses. Do what you need to do. I’m totally fine here”

“You sure?”

“Yes”

“OK, I guess I’ll go hang a lion bait. I’ve got a client who really wants one”

“Perfect”

Lin leaves and Ishmael tracks down his bags, opens the carry-on, grabs a bag of Jack Link’s and gets ready for the bushbuck show.
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Fantastic story, great shot. Congrats

Waiting for the rest :A Popcorn:
 

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