WHEN JANE MET TARZAN..

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When Jane initially met Tarzan of the jungle, she was attracted to him, and during her questions about his life, she asked him if he knew about sex.

"Tarzan not know sex", he replied.

Jane explained to him what sex was.

Tarzan said, "Oh,...Tarzan use hole in trunk of tree."

Horrified, she said, Tarzan you have it all wrong, ... but I will show you how to do it properly. She took off her clothing, lay down on the ground, pointed and said...

"Here" she said, "you must put it in here."

Tarzan removed his loincloth showing Jane his considerable manhood, stepped closer, and then gave her a mighty kick right in the crotch!

Jane rolled around in agony for what seemed like an eternity.

Eventually she managed to gasp for air and screamed:

"What did you do that for?"

"Tarzan check for squirrel."

:banghead:
 
:laughing::clap::clap:
 
aah,tarzan--what a boytjie!

:laughing:



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I always thought he had 10 000 volt in his fists - and no light behind his eyes!
 
ha aha ha ha Yep that get the sqirrels out :shocked:
 
Good One!!
At least he didn't have to check for spider webs and bats...:p
 

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