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Straight off of Facebook,

Two hours into my first day of work as a Wal-Mart greeter, an ugly woman came in with her two kids. Hearing her swear at them, i said, "Good morning, welcome to Wal-Mart. Nice kids, are they twins?" The mom answered, "Hell no, they ain't twins. The oldest one's 9, and the other one's 7. Why would you think they're twins? Are you blind or stupid?" I replied, "I'm not blind or stupid. I just couldn't believe someone slept with you twice. Have a good day, and thank you for shopping at Wal-Mart." My supervisor said i probably wasn't cut out for this line of work.
 
HA HA HA HA WELL DONE
 
hehehe got to watch those old folks.;)
 
:clap::clap:
 
Sometimes the truth hurts....
 
Alcohol explains everything.
 
A good laugh is good for the soul, that was pretty good for sure. I hope I can forget it before I go to bed, or I may wake up at 2 in the morning laughing just trying to forget it.
 

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