U.K. CLASSIFIED ADS

[Deb]

You have to love British humor!

These are classified ads, which were actually placed in a U.K. Newspaper:

FREE YORKSHIRE TERRIER

8 years old. Hateful little bastard.

Bites!


FREE PUPPIES

1/2 Cocker Spaniel,

1/2 sneaky neighbor's dog.


FREE PUPPIES

Mother is a Kennel Club registered German Shepherd.

Father is Super Dog, able to leap tall fences in a single bound.


COWS, CALVES: NEVER BRED

Also 1 gay bull for sale.


JOINING NUDIST COLONY !

Must sell washer and dryer £100.


WEDDING DRESS FOR SALE

Worn once by mistake.

Call Stephanie.


**** And the WINNER is... ****


FOR SALE BY OWNER

Complete set of Encyclopaedia Britannica, 45 volumes.

Excellent condition, £200 or best offer.

No longer needed, got married, wife knows everything.

 

[LouisB]

LOL very funny post Deb!:laughing:

Best Regards
Louis van Bergen

 

[bwanawannabe]

Those are some fantastic classifieds haha.

 

[F.L.A.S.H]

Lol Now that funny

 

[KMG Hunting Safaris]

Haha Deb,
I like the last one!
Thanks for sharing

Regards
Marius Goosen