SO, I'VE BEEN THINKING...

[DOC-404]

What deep thinkers men are.......
I mowed the lawn today, and after doing so I sat down and had a cold beer.

The day was really quite beautiful, and the drink facilitated some deep thinking on various topics.

Finally I thought about an age old question:

Is giving birth more painful than getting kicked in the nuts?

Women always maintain that giving birth is way more painful
than a guy getting kicked in the nuts.
Well, after another beer, and some heavy deductive thinking, I
have come up with the answer to that question.

Getting kicked in the nuts is more painful than having a baby;
and here is the reason for my conclusion.

A year or so after giving birth, a woman will often say, "it might be nice to have another baby."

On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts."

I rest my case.
Time for another beer.

 

[KWALATA SAFARIS]

Well there goes their age old theory!!!!, I am going with the DOCMAN on this one after all he's name is DOC!!! .......MAN!!!!

My best always.

 

[spike.t]

Mmm such deep philosophical musings from a namboriginal......wonders of evolution never cease to amaze........:hmmmer::biggrin2:

 

[timbear]

Have a few more beers, and absolutely anything will make sense!:beer:

 

[bluey]

funny how quickly women forget the pain of child birth ,and it certainly looks like it hurts

 

[spike.t]

funny how quickly women forget the pain of child birth ,and it certainly looks like it hurts

Bluey i reckon both parents are programmed to forget everything about their offspring every 3 months , or nobody would ever have more than one kid!!!

 

[bluey]

gday spike
the first thing i said when my first son was born was THERE NO F@#$%^G WAY I"D GET ON THAT TABLE AND DO THAT , the doctor and the midwife cracked up laughing

 

[spike.t]

gday spike
the first thing i said when my first son was born was THERE NO F@#$%^G WAY I"D GET ON THAT TABLE AND DO THAT , the doctor and the midwife cracked up laughing

:thumb::laughing:

 

[DOC-404]

nobody would ever have more than one kid!!!

..I've got three, 27, 23 and 18..but I damn sure ain't gonna give up tryin'.. :flashboobies: :tongue: :biggrin2:

 

[spike.t]

..I've got three, 27, 23 and 18..but I damn sure ain't gonna give up tryin'.. :flashboobies: :tongue: :biggrin2:

now i never said anything about the practicing

 

[Nyati]

:clap::clap::clap:

 

[timbear]

If you look at today's teenagers, you understand why some species eat their young!

 

[DBateman]

" On the other hand, you never hear a guy say, "You know, I think I would like another kick in the nuts." "


Yes thats it.

 

[Bobpuckett]

:laughing: Truer word I've never heard! :clapping: