gillettehunter
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A penguin walks into an auto repair shop in Phoenix. It's 112 in the shade and he's not happy.
He tells the mechanic his car is leaking oil and he needs it checked, but the repair guy says it's gonna take a few minutes, and suggests the penguin visit the air conditioned ice cream shop across the street, which he does.
Penguin gets a triple scoop of vanilla in a cone, and after a few minutes walks back across the street. Of course, the heat has the ice cream melting all over him, and he finally gives up, covered with drippy vanilla ice cream.
At this point, the mechanic appears and says "Hey, it looks like you blew a seal."
Penguin replies, "No way, dude, it's just vanilla ice cream."
He tells the mechanic his car is leaking oil and he needs it checked, but the repair guy says it's gonna take a few minutes, and suggests the penguin visit the air conditioned ice cream shop across the street, which he does.
Penguin gets a triple scoop of vanilla in a cone, and after a few minutes walks back across the street. Of course, the heat has the ice cream melting all over him, and he finally gives up, covered with drippy vanilla ice cream.
At this point, the mechanic appears and says "Hey, it looks like you blew a seal."
Penguin replies, "No way, dude, it's just vanilla ice cream."
