James.Grage
AH legend
Scotch with Two Drops of Water...
A man goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives him the drink he says: 'I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today.'The bartender says' Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink.In fact, this one is on me.' As the man finishes his drink the person to his right says' I would like to buy you a drink, too.' The old man says' Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.' 'Coming up' says the bartender.'
As he finishes that drink,the person to his left says' I would like to buy you one, too.' The old man says' Thank you.Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water.' 'Coming right up' the bartender says.As he gives him the drink, he says,Sir, I'm dying of curiosity.Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?'
The old man replies,’Sonny, when you're my age,you've learned how to hold your liquor...Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.'
'OLD' IS WHEN....
Your sweetie says
'Let's go upstairs and make love'
And you answer:
'Pick one, I can't do both!'
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you
On your new alligator shoes
And you're barefoot!
'OLD' IS WHEN...
A sexy babe catches your fancy ...
And your pacemaker opens the garage door!
'OLD' IS WHEN....
You don't care where your spouse goes
.. Just as long as you don't have to go along.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down
By the doctor instead of by the police.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting lucky' means you find your car..
In the parking lot.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all-nighter' means not getting up
To use the bathroom.
AND'OLD' IS WHEN.....
You are not sure these are jokes!
A man goes to the bar on a cruise ship and orders a Scotch with two drops of water. As the bartender gives him the drink he says: 'I'm on this cruise to celebrate my 80th birthday and it's today.'The bartender says' Well, since it's your birthday, I'll buy you a drink.In fact, this one is on me.' As the man finishes his drink the person to his right says' I would like to buy you a drink, too.' The old man says' Thank you. Bartender, I want a Scotch with two drops of water.' 'Coming up' says the bartender.'
As he finishes that drink,the person to his left says' I would like to buy you one, too.' The old man says' Thank you.Bartender, I want another Scotch with two drops of water.' 'Coming right up' the bartender says.As he gives him the drink, he says,Sir, I'm dying of curiosity.Why the Scotch with only two drops of water?'
The old man replies,’Sonny, when you're my age,you've learned how to hold your liquor...Holding your water, however, is a whole other issue.'
'OLD' IS WHEN....
Your sweetie says
'Let's go upstairs and make love'
And you answer:
'Pick one, I can't do both!'
'OLD' IS WHEN...
Your friends compliment you
On your new alligator shoes
And you're barefoot!
'OLD' IS WHEN...
A sexy babe catches your fancy ...
And your pacemaker opens the garage door!
'OLD' IS WHEN....
You don't care where your spouse goes
.. Just as long as you don't have to go along.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
You are cautioned to slow down
By the doctor instead of by the police.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
'Getting lucky' means you find your car..
In the parking lot.
'OLD' IS WHEN...
An 'all-nighter' means not getting up
To use the bathroom.
AND'OLD' IS WHEN.....
You are not sure these are jokes!
