My New Neighbor

[AkMike]

This is my new neighbor..
She's single...
She lives right across the road.
I can see her place from my deck.

I watched as she got home from work this
evening.

I was surprised when she walked across the
street and up my driveway and
knocked on my door.

I rushed to open it, she looks at me and says,

"I just got home, and I am so horny! I have
this strong urge to have a good
time, get drunk, and make love all night long!
Are you busy tonight?"

I quickly replied, "Nope, I'm
free, I have no plans at all!"

She said, "Great! Could you
watch my dog?"

 

[enysse]

:biggrin:

 

[Nyati]

:clap::clap::clap:

 

[Rob404]

Thats Funny

 

[AkMike]

Weird, I also posted this at another site and it was yarded off for "suggestive language".

 

[PlainJane]

Suggests that they need to get a life and a sense of humor.

 

[AkMike]

That's just it. They do have a sense of humor and a life. I think one of the mods didn't get any in a while. I'm appealing the decision.

Oh well Hopefully the mods/admins here have been taken care of recently!

 

[Stan-Elephant Trail]

:drooling:

 

[spike.t]

Weird, I also posted this at another site and it was yarded off for "suggestive language".

ah well mike just as well they werent with me for the last 3 hours as i have just come home from the night club in our hotel, and there were prob 80 or so out of the young ladies in the club that looked like that, but with a lot less clothes on..........ahhhh saturday nights and christmas spirit....:biggrin2:

 

[AkMike]

I wish I could feel bad for you Spike... But I suspect that your evening wouldn't come close to rating that! Congrats!

Did Mama elbow you in the ribs more than a few times?

 

[BRICKBURN]

That's just it. They do have a sense of humor and a life. I think one of the mods didn't get any in a while. I'm appealing the decision.

Oh well Hopefully the mods/admins here have been taken care of recently!

I'll be suggestive for you.. The moderator needs a humour transplant!

 

[spike.t]

I wish I could feel bad for you Spike... But I suspect that your evening wouldn't come close to rating that! Congrats!

Did Mama elbow you in the ribs more than a few times?

nah she was too busy quaffing champagne and other assorted combinations of happy juice ,and burning up the dance floor . apart from that she gave up trying to make me behave a long time ago.......:barmy::beer::biggrin2:

 

[BRICKBURN]

nah she was too busy quaffing champagne and other assorted combinations of happy juice ,and burning up the dance floor . apart from that she gave up trying to make me behave a long time ago.......:barmy::beer::biggrin2:

I heard those Druid girls have a lot of fun on the Winter Solstice!

Yee ha, the days are getting longer!

 

[spike.t]

I heard those Druid girls have a lot of fun on the Winter Solstice!

Yee ha, the days are getting longer!

so does that mean you get like 10 mins of daylight now? :happy:

 

[AkMike]

I need to be semi subtle when I look at the lovely ladies in Ukraine when we go back there..

So far she hasn't figured out why I love to watch the military parades so much.

 

[spike.t]

I need to be semi subtle when I look at the lovely ladies in Ukraine when we go back there..

So far she hasn't figured out why I love to watch the military parades so much.

:devious: i like it :thumb::beer:

 

[AkMike]

I just love to watch them is sync. marching!

 

[BRICKBURN]

so does that mean you get like 10 mins of daylight now? :happy:

You get a little more time in the sun today buddy, 8hr 12min vs 7hr 55min
but I'll start gaining on you fast!
I'll get my twenty minutes back, in six months.

 

[AkMike]

We had sunrise at 10:14 and sunset at 15:41. But now things will be picking up!

 

[BRICKBURN]

We had sunrise at 10:14 and sunset at 15:41. But now things will be picking up!

Those long days are coming....

(Even with it being dark you still got dog sitting duty. Damn..)