James.Grage
AH legend
The Great Lao-Tzu said:
"It is only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
Husband's Message (by cellphone):
Honey, I was involved in a car accident. Paula brought me to the Hospital.
They have been making tests and taking X-rays. The blow to my head has been very severe, fortunately it seems that it did not cause any serious injury. But I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they may have to amputate the right foot.
Wife's Response: Who is Paula?
A couple from a circus go to an adoption agency, but social workers have doubts about their suitability.
So they produce photos of their 50 foot motor-home, the back half of which is a beautifully equipped nursery.
The social workers then are doubtful about the education that would be provided.
"We've employed a full-time tutor who'll teach the child all the subjects along with Mandarin and IT skills."
There are then doubts expressed about the child's healthy upbringing.
"Our full-time nanny is an expert in pediatric welfare and diet," they reply.
The social workers are finally satisfied, and ask what age of child they were hoping to adopt.
"It doesn't really matter," they say, "so long as he fits nicely into the cannon."
"It is only when you see a mosquito landing on your testicles that you realize there is always a way to solve problems without using violence.
Husband's Message (by cellphone):
Honey, I was involved in a car accident. Paula brought me to the Hospital.
They have been making tests and taking X-rays. The blow to my head has been very severe, fortunately it seems that it did not cause any serious injury. But I have three broken ribs, a compound fracture in the left leg, and they may have to amputate the right foot.
Wife's Response: Who is Paula?
A couple from a circus go to an adoption agency, but social workers have doubts about their suitability.
So they produce photos of their 50 foot motor-home, the back half of which is a beautifully equipped nursery.
The social workers then are doubtful about the education that would be provided.
"We've employed a full-time tutor who'll teach the child all the subjects along with Mandarin and IT skills."
There are then doubts expressed about the child's healthy upbringing.
"Our full-time nanny is an expert in pediatric welfare and diet," they reply.
The social workers are finally satisfied, and ask what age of child they were hoping to adopt.
"It doesn't really matter," they say, "so long as he fits nicely into the cannon."
