Message from an Injured Friend

[AkMike]

Thursday night I gradually woke up stiff as a plank in hospital's ICU, tubes up
my nose & down my throat, wires monitoring every function & all around my head,
hell of a pain over my left ear, and a gorgeous nurse hovering over me.

It was obvious I'd been in a serious accident.


She looked deep & steady and I heard her slowly say, 'You may not feel anything
from the waist down.'


I managed to mumble in reply, 'Can I feel your tits, then?'

 

[bluey]

ha ha ha ha :laughing: :clap:

 

[AkMike]

Bluey, That one just came in from Sydney from a good mate down there. Funny how they travel a long ways just to return.

 

[bluey]

Bluey, That one just came in from Sydney from a good mate down there. Funny how they travel a long ways just to return.

is a boomerang mate:biggrin2:

 

[arizona]

:thumb::clap::clap:

 

[AkMike]

is a boomerang mate:biggrin2:

I didn't see that one coming!

 

[Cliffy]

deja vu all over again (Steven Wright, Comedian)

 

[Stocky]

Now that's what they call a one-track mind!

 

[Nyati]

That s the spirit !:clap::clap::clap:

 

[Bobpuckett]

Its good to hear he's still got some feelings! :rofl:

 

[PHOENIX PHIL]

Its good to hear he's still got some feelings! :rofl:

And I'm feeling much better now, thank you.

 

[AkMike]

And I'm feeling much better now, thank you.

Really?

How'd she feel?