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I Remember when dinner might be a mutton chop, boiled shoulder or cold meat from the weekend leg of mutton roast, a dollop of mashed potato, some bendy carrots, peas and a mound of well-boiled cabbage?
Better eat up, otherwise pudding would be held to ransom. Luckily we had the Sunday roast with roast spuds, mint sauce and gravy to look forward to.
When I was growing up, "kebab" wasn’t even a word. Chilli was a country somewhere in South America. Curry was an unknown entity and Indian restaurants were only found in India.
Take-away was arithmetic, unless it was fish and chips. Pizza was something to do with a leaning tower. Oil was for lubricating your bike chain, not for cooking.
Potato crisps were all one flavour - salty. Coke was put on the fire; we never drank it and we certainly didn’t snort it.
Rice was only ever a milk pudding until someone invented Rice Risotto in a cardboard box.
A microwave wasn’t a tiny ripple in a puddle; it was science fiction.
Tea was made in a teapot and came in one flavour – tea. Mayonnaise was made with condensed milk, mustard and vinegar and called salad dressing. For your Iceberg lettuce. The one and only.
Bottled sauce was either tomato or Worcestershire. The only frozen food was ice cream. Yoghurt – what the heck was that?
Brunch wasn‘t a meal, and cheese only ever came in a hard lump.
Eating outside was called a picnic, not al fresco. Eating raw fish was called crazy, not sushi. We’d eat lambs tongues, but wouldn’t have eaten seaweed in a pink fit, and eggs were not called ‘free range’ - they were just eggs.
Milk and cream came in the same bottle, before you gave it a shake. Prunes were “good for you” medicine. Garlic was used to ward off vampires in films, but never to be eaten.
Clean, drinkable water was free, straight out of the tap; if someone had suggested bottling and charging for it, who’d be silly enough to buy it?
Edited lightly to better reflect our Southern home.
Better eat up, otherwise pudding would be held to ransom. Luckily we had the Sunday roast with roast spuds, mint sauce and gravy to look forward to.
When I was growing up, "kebab" wasn’t even a word. Chilli was a country somewhere in South America. Curry was an unknown entity and Indian restaurants were only found in India.
Take-away was arithmetic, unless it was fish and chips. Pizza was something to do with a leaning tower. Oil was for lubricating your bike chain, not for cooking.
Potato crisps were all one flavour - salty. Coke was put on the fire; we never drank it and we certainly didn’t snort it.
Rice was only ever a milk pudding until someone invented Rice Risotto in a cardboard box.
A microwave wasn’t a tiny ripple in a puddle; it was science fiction.
Tea was made in a teapot and came in one flavour – tea. Mayonnaise was made with condensed milk, mustard and vinegar and called salad dressing. For your Iceberg lettuce. The one and only.
Bottled sauce was either tomato or Worcestershire. The only frozen food was ice cream. Yoghurt – what the heck was that?
Brunch wasn‘t a meal, and cheese only ever came in a hard lump.
Eating outside was called a picnic, not al fresco. Eating raw fish was called crazy, not sushi. We’d eat lambs tongues, but wouldn’t have eaten seaweed in a pink fit, and eggs were not called ‘free range’ - they were just eggs.
Milk and cream came in the same bottle, before you gave it a shake. Prunes were “good for you” medicine. Garlic was used to ward off vampires in films, but never to be eaten.
Clean, drinkable water was free, straight out of the tap; if someone had suggested bottling and charging for it, who’d be silly enough to buy it?
Edited lightly to better reflect our Southern home.