K-man
AH legend
A Rabbi, a Priest and a Televangelist met one day at the local coffeshop and talked about how to decide how much of the offering to keep for themselves and how much to use in the church. The Rabbi said "I go outside, draw a circle on the ground around my feet, throw the money into the air, and whatever lands in the small circle is what I keep, and what lands outside the circle is what goes into the church funds." The Priest spoke next and said, " I do something very similar, but what lands in the circle goes to the church, and the rest I keep. I always hope for a windy day." The Televangelist said, "I don't need a circle at all. I throw it into the air, and figure God will catch whatever He needs, and the rest is for me.