Just planning for the final contingencies for an upcoming trip and wanted to share what I've learned.
As you may be aware US residents, the TSA is playing games right now causing many, many people to miss their flights due to incredible delays at US airports, particularly ORD and MDW recently.
Don't comprehend how serious it is? Watch this video to get the gist of how easily your trip can get screwed up by TSA this summer:
TSA says they need I believe about 7000 more employees so in return they've been funded for 683 more by mid-August.
So that leaves me and perhaps you with the logical conclusion "who can I legally pay a bribe to in order to not have my hunt ruined?". Usually, this "legal bribe" or "extortion" comes in the form of TSA Pre where you can pay around $100 and be interviewed and fingerprinted to be allowed expedited services at the airport so you don't miss your hunt due to 5 hour TSA lines. Unfortunately, TSA Precheck does not cooperate with Emirates and actual has a relatively short list of airlines that will let you into their "special lanes for people that pay the extortion" as I call it.
If flying Emirates, the only area you can shed time is on the Dubai side of the equation. Sign up for Emirates Frequent Flyer program and they will issue you a fancy blue card that is not just your loyalty card, but also has expedited clearance in Dubai provided you provide all the important info online with emirates in their frequent flyer sign-up. It doesn't shave time or reduce risk here in the USA but it does shave precious minutes if you're connecting in Dubai and it costs you nothing additional.
Hope this is helpful to someone out there.
As you may be aware US residents, the TSA is playing games right now causing many, many people to miss their flights due to incredible delays at US airports, particularly ORD and MDW recently.
Don't comprehend how serious it is? Watch this video to get the gist of how easily your trip can get screwed up by TSA this summer:
TSA says they need I believe about 7000 more employees so in return they've been funded for 683 more by mid-August.
So that leaves me and perhaps you with the logical conclusion "who can I legally pay a bribe to in order to not have my hunt ruined?". Usually, this "legal bribe" or "extortion" comes in the form of TSA Pre where you can pay around $100 and be interviewed and fingerprinted to be allowed expedited services at the airport so you don't miss your hunt due to 5 hour TSA lines. Unfortunately, TSA Precheck does not cooperate with Emirates and actual has a relatively short list of airlines that will let you into their "special lanes for people that pay the extortion" as I call it.
If flying Emirates, the only area you can shed time is on the Dubai side of the equation. Sign up for Emirates Frequent Flyer program and they will issue you a fancy blue card that is not just your loyalty card, but also has expedited clearance in Dubai provided you provide all the important info online with emirates in their frequent flyer sign-up. It doesn't shave time or reduce risk here in the USA but it does shave precious minutes if you're connecting in Dubai and it costs you nothing additional.
Hope this is helpful to someone out there.
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