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It’s obvious: they choose freedom and democracy

Shakespear really wrote "Two beer or not two beer"

-You acted like my ex-wife. "Ex?"?? You didn't tell me that you were married to someone before me! "I wasn't."

Doesn't a dwarf with a Kalashnikov bother you?

The first day. A giant asteroid is approaching the earth. A group of brave drillers went to it to install a nuclear charge. Day two. A giant asteroid with a nuclear charge is approaching the earth.

According to the bears, people live in trees and smell bad.

I've seen them in the museum of the border troops. The Prohibition era.

Turks write in the comments: "Deniz Denis Now they can go to Ukraine to make war against Russia!!!"

It's only for 18-year-olds, but I'm already older.

I'm afraid the AI just put all the mythology in a pile. In my opinion, the pictures from Christian demonology depict an incubus and a succubus. These are two forms of the same demon, which takes on male and female appearances, and can, in particular, use the sperm obtained by the succubus to...

My friend went on safari for the first time (East Africa) last year. He was most impressed by the PH shorts, where every leaf ends in a hook and every blade of grass is like a scalpel. He suggested that the answer was simple: trousers cost money, but their skin was free.

Well, few people realize how big Asia is. It's a long way from the Far East to the Bering Strait. The Amur tiger does migrate - to Northern China and North Korea, and back. We have smart experts who advocate regulated tiger hunting - it's better for the conservation of the species than a ban...

and this is true for both war and peace.

Well, but global warming?

- Who are you, warrior? - I am Transhilles, the daughter of two Peleys!

"My son refuses to eat meat, what can I replace it with?" "A dog, they love meat"

On the Russian-Chinese border, local hunters wore caps made of roe deer skin, with ears. Even the tsarist government struggled with this, but they still wear it. Hunting is extractive, although it comes at a price of safety.

pocket wolfhounds

And now take off your eyeglasses

Cats are aliens who have enslaved humanity. And they grew their fur to disguise their real appearance.

What's the cat's name? "What the ...ck meow", when wife is not at home.

I'm not saying that shoes with iron-bound toes are needed at home, but at least flip-flops with a closed front are needed. This rule is written in blood, like military regulations. About 60 years ago, my older sister told me that fashionistas in the West remove the little toes so that the foot...

Over the years, sympathies have shifted to the Empire and the Death Star.

the only thing I would advise is to check the weight of each cartridge. Maybe I'm being paranoid, but I've heard of cases of gunpowder shortages in factory cartridges. I always check cartridges that I didn't assemble myself. As for these, they have a positive quality.: they are similar in...

I sit on one forum, there is forbidden to use different colours. But one moderator use them constantly. It was recently revealed that he is deeply colorblind

Barnaul bullets are simple in design, it is a semi-shell, in a copper-plated steel jacket, made of fairly soft lead. They do not make a "fungus", when they hit large bones, they break, the shell is separate from the core. But for moose, up to 300-400 kg, they are sufficient. And, as this guy...

From guy in Sakhalin, he like bears: "I have never had a single case of a 9.3*64 BSZ (Barnaul) bullet completely spraying into the trash. I 've already taken two dozen (bears) with this caliber .Yes, passing through the shoulder blade, along the ribs or sticking into the vertebra, there is about...

- Excuse me, who are you by profession? - A landscape designer remotely - Artillery? - Artillery.

A moderately religious Jew comes to the rabbi for advice. — Rebbe, I'm going on vacation to the sea tomorrow...— Congratulations, Mazel Tov. — But, Rebbe, I will go to the beach there every day... — Well, that's fine... — But, Rebbe, there will be women in swimsuits on the beach there... Is it...

Vanka, look - the military is examining the map. They'll be asking for directions now.

Dialogue with a street pizza vendor: - Did your pizza meow or bark yesterday? - It was asking stupid questions!

I had it fastened with a safety pin to my hiking jacket, which was discarded due to wear and tear in my absence.

The most dangerous conspiracy theory is not a "shadow government", not "reptilians", not a "flat earth". The most dangerous conspiracy theory: "Well, there are no fools sitting there."

The handle didn't fly off - it won't explode.

Well, he's got his head towards his unit, so it's okay.

And I've already broken my head over the dictionary.

In our office, someone started stealing cigarettes, and there was only one smoker. When someone who was already a non-smoker was injured - they opened a box with expensive cigarettes for a gift - everyone decided to stop this trend. I was the only hunter, so my colleagues assigned me. I was...

Great questions! Reminded me of this: "Then the Sadducees came to Him, who say that there is no resurrection, and asked Him, saying: Teacher! Moses wrote to us: If a man's brother dies and leaves his wife, but leaves no children, then his brother shall take his wife and restore seed to his...

Scientists have proven that birthdays are good for your health. It turned out that those people who had more birthdays lived, as a rule, longer.

Spicy in, spicy out

the day after tomorrow. Goose hunting (unsuccessful) in Saturday. Gin and pepper, campari, and God knows what else.

"Only a fool needs order. Genius dominates chaos" — Albert Einstein's statement.