Somewhere here i ran across a picture of a young and attractive lady sitting on top of an elephant, elephant's tusks prominently displayed. A joke occurred to me, but it's only for the old and frugal people who dream of hunting so they check rates regularly. Young people may not get it.
Two old men are looking at the above-described picture.
"Reckon what the weight would be," asked Old Man 1.
"Probably a hundred pounds," replied Old Man 2.
"Those are 100-pound tusks," asked Old Man 1.
"No, sir. The woman," replied Old Man 2.
"I'm not interested in the woman. Women are too expensive," said Old Man 1.
Two old men are looking at the above-described picture.
"Reckon what the weight would be," asked Old Man 1.
"Probably a hundred pounds," replied Old Man 2.
"Those are 100-pound tusks," asked Old Man 1.
"No, sir. The woman," replied Old Man 2.
"I'm not interested in the woman. Women are too expensive," said Old Man 1.
