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    on a lighter note...

    You know how Helen burnt her right ear? Phone rang and she answered the clothes iron. Know how she burnt her left ear? They called back.
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    on a lighter note...

    Always the goatee, never the mullet
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    Outfitters in South African

    Limcroma
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    What do you do for a living?

    Supervisor in a LNG plant is my main income for housing, vehicle, kids college, local hunts, entertainment and toys. Work as nuisance alligators hunter and hunt alligators during our commercial season. All this goes into the hunt africa, abroad trips every 2 years for my wife and i.
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    Politics

    They probably give him a bj off camera with the amount of money he has funneled back to them
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    Live Animal Relocation to USA

    What they charge for one SA animal in the states would pay for a 7 day safari with multiple animals. 28000 for a kudu trophy fee.
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    Politics

    Eggs are used for everything. Cakes, bread, pasta name it eggs are probably in it
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    Politics

    Just thank God Trump is president and not the cackling whore.
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    Attacked by dangerous game while hunting something else?

    Got attacked by a cougar one night while out chasing women.
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    on a lighter note...

    November of 1980.
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    on a lighter note...

    That was Lake Peignuir near Jefferson Island Louisiana. Late 80s. They drilled into the Jefferson Island salt mine. Luckily the mine was shut down. The story is titled the day Lake Peignuir was drained i think.
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    on a lighter note...

    Like they say, all women are bi. Some bisexual and most polar
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    on a lighter note...

    A trailer hitch runs a close second
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    The most dangerous of hunts? The most dangerous game?

    My PH buddy said lions will pick out one individual and stay on them where as leopard are equal opportunity maulers, every body is getting sititches.
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    Politics

    Disagree. That's way to much time to hide stuff, shred papers. I bet every agency is burning up the old shredders as we speak. We need evidence to start punishing those involved
 
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