Recent content by Betterinthebush

@Philip Glass “Hyena are primarily only available on DG hunts. No one told me that either years ago.” That’s gold, right there. Thanks for the heads up.

I never considered the mooching of dip. Figured with everyone smoking I’d get left alone. Going to drop a second tub of Stokers in the check in luggage. TFTHU!

Ready for the hunt with HTK Safaris!

Sable, kudu, eland, nyala, bushbuck. I reckon it’s going to take me 3-4 hunts to complete my list. I’m fine with that. ..being optimistic here, of course. If it takes me 10 I’m fine with that as well.

“Get three coffins ready”

“Ruprecht is going to love Oklahoma’s wide open spaces! He loves to run and run!”

“The chair is against the wall. The chair is against the wall. John has a long mustache. John has a long mustache.”

My day kit is actually two kits, with one just being a smaller version of the other. The small kit I have down in weight to exactly 2#’s total. It goes on every stalk with me. The large kit normally stays in my frame pack. This time (will stay) in the buggy. 1) first aid package w/tourniquet...

I’ve never not had a knife on my person (except for flights since the recent unpleasantness) since my father gave me my first Barlow for Christmas when I was 6. I gutted my first doe with that knife when I was about 10. I have expensive knives and I’ve had cheap knives. I have a full set of...

Tragic wastefulness.

“Ms. Lancaster, was somebody here looking for me this morning? Perhaps a state official, blue hat, gun, nightstick?” “No, no one like that” “Will you hold my room for me? I’m going to be spending an extra day.”

“has anyone at work ever asked you if you’re having a case of the Mondays?”

“..she’s short and skinny. But she’s strong. First baby come out sideways. She didn’t scream or nothin’”

Very cool.

Oh, fuck, here we go…