TANZANIA: Tz Safari Disagreement

Q: What's a Zorilla?? I had to check out their website. Hunter apparently scheduled the Regular safari, not a Premium (lol per their list).
 
Blah blah blah......sounds like you are second or third party....where you the hunter or some second or third party...????? Ranting and raving????
Here we call it a "vloer moer"......
 
I can’t understand these negative “reports” from one post members who join and leave the same day. If I was going to write a negative report or want another hunter to take a negative report seriously, I’d write a real report with details, not just a rant, but they all seem to follow the same pattern.
 
I don't mind a negative report from the person who went on the hunt. It's a waste of time and bandwidth to hear from a first time poster who isn't even the hunter. File this one under trolls.
 
My wife asked for salad with no meat. She got a salad with chicken on it. She looked at it said "I asked for no meat!"

The camp Butler looked at her, looked at the salad, looked back at her and said "but madam that is not meat, that is chicken."

I had to side side with the Butler, chicken is most definitely not meat! ;)

@Just Gina had to laugh also :)
 
Q: What's a Zorilla?? I had to check out their website. Hunter apparently scheduled the Regular safari, not a Premium (lol per their list).

A. Skunk
 
My wife asked for salad with no meat. She got a salad with chicken on it. She looked at it said "I asked for no meat!"

The camp Butler looked at her, looked at the salad, looked back at her and said "but madam that is not meat, that is chicken."

I had to side side with the Butler, chicken is most definitely not meat! ;)

@Just Gina had to laugh also :)

What sort of cold meat salad has no meat?

Sorry Just Gina but that completes the meal. Unless salad is on the side of the main meal that would be good like steak, chicken , lasagne or BBQ meat. (Brain)

No issues with my outfitter on meals or food on my only safari. I'm pretty sure the outfitter took note of any email conversation shared before travel .
 
During my ship snd offshore service days, which are still ongoing, i had all kinds of international cooks, and all kinds of meal quality. From average to both extremes of quality.
I never complained.

If i would be hunting tanzania, in the bush, slept in the tent, i would think on other priorities.
Heck, give me discount, that i can pay for tanzanian safari, and tell me i will eat corned canned beef, in a tent, i would go to tanzania asap. Beer is nice, but i would accept in these circumstences, plain water for entire duration of safari.

Luxury is home, safari is hunting.
Thats my point.
 
What sort of cold meat salad has no meat?

Sorry Just Gina but that completes the meal. Unless salad is on the side of the main meal that would be good like steak, chicken , lasagne or BBQ meat. (Brain)

No issues with my outfitter on meals or food on my only safari. I'm pretty sure the outfitter took note of any email conversation shared before travel .
Lol. They were trying to make the point that they do not consider chicken as meat. @ActionBob says, “chicken ain’t meat!” Lol
The food was great. I have a lot of food allergies and do eat any animal protein at all when hunting or traveling. They had fresh veggies every day for me as asked and that was the only issue was when they made me some sort of bird for a meal. But I just didn’t eat it so it was not a big deal. :)
 
During my ship snd offshore service days, which are still ongoing, i had all kinds of international cooks, and all kinds of meal quality. From average to both extremes of quality.
I never complained.

If i would be hunting tanzania, in the bush, slept in the tent, i would think on other priorities.
Heck, give me discount, that i can pay for tanzanian safari, and tell me i will eat corned canned beef, in a tent, i would go to tanzania asap. Beer is nice, but i would accept in these circumstences, plain water for entire duration of safari.

Luxury is home, safari is hunting.
Thats my point.
I feel the Same , I would forgo the camp luxury for a chance to hunt Tanzania , an old school safari with 1/2 caned food 1/2 living on the land and no premium cost . Sounds wonderful!
I can only discount the OP as I wasn’t there, but the reputation of the professional hunter is top tier!
 
Lol. They were trying to make the point that they do not consider chicken as meat. @ActionBob says, “chicken ain’t meat!” Lol
The food was great. I have a lot of food allergies and do eat any animal protein at all when hunting or traveling. They had fresh veggies every day for me as asked and that was the only issue was when they made me some sort of bird for a meal. But I just didn’t eat it so it was not a big deal. :)
OK Gina, really - food allergies & a requirement for “fresh veggies” daily? now kidding you a bit: hope that didn’t pull your PH too much off his game LOOKING FOR GAME... PH pulling the tracker off a “fresh track” (trophy Lion, etc.) to toss his clients midday salad - that could be a problem, maybe worse then running out of Caesar dressing!! But you must’ve been in a 1st rate outfit and been well cared for. My Safari was the best service I’ve ever seen and exceeded any hotel or vacation I’ve ever been on...there might of even been salad — don’t remember
 

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